Sporting

Euphemism for someone participating in promiscuous sex, especially women, also applied to prostitutes.

So that Chinaman is your brother? Your mother must have been a damn sporting woman!

by Naughty Daddy January 2, 2022

sports trainer

Glorified water boy.

Hey sports trainer, Can I get water?

by wordluver27 October 12, 2017

sports nap

Sports nap: sporty sexual activity in bed, then take a nap afterwards. Fun activities in bed, then nap. Meaning of wanting sex and then a nap.

Let's go take a sports nap!!!

by Chucks B July 31, 2017

Not a sport

Used by one or all of the following
Nba fans
Soccer fans
Fatherless

Virgins
Cut from JV Basketball team as a Senior
Sister got shagged by lax bro
Mom got shagged by lax bro
Anime dweebs with Anime PFP (also usually virgins or sister fuckers)

Not a sport, what sport is this, it a real sport

by LaxlaxlaxlaxStitutes June 18, 2023

Sports Weeb

A person who is obsessively devoted to sports in the same way anime fans (weebs) are devoted to Japanese culture. This includes memorizing stats, obsessing over team rosters, passionately debating players, and treating sports events like sacred rituals. Often exhibits behaviors strikingly similar to stereotypical anime fans—just with fantasy leagues and highlight reels instead of waifus and fan subs.

Origin:
A spin-off of the term weeb (short for weeaboo), which originally referred to non-Japanese fans obsessed with Japanese culture. Sports weeb broadens the idea to include similar levels of obsessive fandom applied to sports.

"He knows every stat for every quarterback since 1998. Total sports weeb."

"Fantasy football is just D&D for sports weebs."

by KEKW666 May 13, 2025

Sports Spouse

Like a friend on your kids sports team but way better. They will take your kid to a game or multiple games/tournament but treat them like their own. They will cheer for your kid but also tell them when they are acting like a fool.

Also been known to share hotel rooms with Sports Spouse if you are lucky enough to travel with them.

I am lucky to have a great "sports spouse" that will help get my child to the games.

by RealTeamMom June 22, 2023

Sports playoffs

If sports are really just games, and the planet revolves around the sun, and not sports, then what is really at stake in the playoffs? If you take enough things in life seriously already, you know that because none of the players are dying in the games, there is nothing to have a sense of urgency or desperation in life. You can't take trophies or rings with you when you pass, so none of it really matters.

Sports and sports playoffs are the last thing in life to have a sense of urgency in life about, or even take seriously, and yet a lot of people still treat sports events like the most important thing in life and the world. Somebody that thinks a team needs more of a sense of urgency to win a stupid fucking ball game because it's the playoffs is not a serious person, just an uber competitive hype minded person. In reality sports playoffs are not a big deal.

by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021