The Phantom Rule

You are not aloud to have sex with a fourteen year old girl if you’re a fourty year old man

The Phantom rule is based of the movie The Phantom of the Opera

by Singleminded dimensions May 10, 2021

Phantom Wetness

When you feel like you are getting wet but really your not

Hey is there a hole in my boot? Huh feels like my foot is getting wet. Must be phantom wetness.

by snake ruiz September 27, 2012

Phantom income

Income you have to claim on your tax return which is taxable but you actually never received cash for.

Congratulations on your new company car but if you use it for personal purposes, you have to worry about phantom income.

by giantfan1 October 11, 2012

phantom carrot

there is no destination, only the pursuit of it.

He earned his college degree only to discover it was a phantom carrot with no guarantees.

by twirledview November 12, 2012

The Phantom Zone

When you can see SOME Facebook posts of someone you know and they can see some of yours, due to mutual friends, but neither of you is willing to friend the other, you are in the Phantom Zone.

Yeah, I saw Bozo's post about Betty Boop but I don't see much of his stuff. We're in the Phantom Zone.

by Upton O'Goode 51 July 18, 2013

The Phantom Banker

He who banks but does not claim also known as, "The Secret Banker".

There has been no recorded sightings of the 'Phantom Banker'. All reports of his identity are not proven to be true.
If the banker wants to bank he does without pride of remorse.

He isn't the banker we deserve he is the banker we need...

Boy 1 - Who just banked that?
Boy 2 - I dont know, must of been.. "The Phantom Banker" DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!!!

by G_UNIT123 October 16, 2013

Phantom

Taking a dump then looking down to find nothing there because it has disappeared down the depths of the toilet.

Guy 1 "dude did you just take a crap"
Guy 2 "yeah man"
Guy 1 "you didn't flush?"
Guy 2 "oh it was a phantom, no flush needed"

by bangbangbam11 October 14, 2011