When you push out a log into the toilet, but when you wipe the paper is completely clean. Hence the phantom
"Wow, that was the cleanest asshole Ive ever had!, it was like it was never there, almost ais was a phantom shit"
by ShakenMcCola October 1, 2017
Get the Phantom Shitmug. Causes occasional pain and general weakness. A muscle strain that is regarded by doctors as insignificant, but affects you pretty severely. Usually persists for months, indefinitely, or is chronic.
I have a phantom strain in my right pec. I used to be able to bench 20 pounds more, but Doctors keep telling me nothing is wrong and that I'm fine.
by WraithSpectre October 25, 2019
Get the Phantom Strainmug. That bird had a face like the elephant man’s ball bag! Mind you, she had massive bangers, long legs and dressed like a Trollope. Linda must’ve been thinking with her phantom phallus when she hit on that munter!
by Nuphagus January 4, 2020
Get the Phantom phallusmug. When you scroll too much on YouTube shorts or TikTok, that you no longer scroll for the point of entertainment, but rather because you are addicted to the scrolling motion.
Guys I just caught myself phantom scrolling on LinkedIn shorts. This is a cry for help, someone help me.
by Jitskin March 22, 2025
Get the Phantom Scrollingmug. by Phantom clap March 3, 2021
Get the phantom clapmug. When you see a cool meme in the feed, but the feed refreshes before you can interact with or save the meme, and now it's gone forever.
by Memes of Liberty March 23, 2025
Get the Phantom Meme Phenomenonmug. Yesterday my friend count was 388. Today it's 387, but who left? Yet again the victim of the phantom Face-diss.
by conwayTN September 4, 2009
Get the Phantom Face-dissmug.