A person who uses Youtube on a frequent basis, and has an obsession with ensuring that any good video they have ever seen will not be forgotten or unable to be found again by them in the future, so they have many playlists overflowing with hundreds if not thousands of videos that they'll never come back to, with the exception of 2 or 3.
Johnny: "Hey Tom, what was the name of that funny video with the Boston Terrier that you showed me at the beginning of the year?"
Tom: "Hold on, let me check my playlists.........Let's see, I would have filed that under either 'Dogs' or 'Funny'.... give me a minute."
*5 minutes pass.*
Johnny: "No luck in the Dogs and Funny playlists, huh?"
Tom: "Hold on, I'm still looking through the 'Funny' playlist."
Johnny: "After 5 minutes!? Jesus, how many videos are in that playlist!?"
Tom: "412."
Johnny: "Jesus Christ Tom! Have you even started the "Dog Playlist yet!?"
Tom: "No, and I'm not looking forward to it. 155 in that one."
Johnny: "Tom, I think you might be a Youtube Hoarder."
Tom: "Hold on, let me check my playlists.........Let's see, I would have filed that under either 'Dogs' or 'Funny'.... give me a minute."
*5 minutes pass.*
Johnny: "No luck in the Dogs and Funny playlists, huh?"
Tom: "Hold on, I'm still looking through the 'Funny' playlist."
Johnny: "After 5 minutes!? Jesus, how many videos are in that playlist!?"
Tom: "412."
Johnny: "Jesus Christ Tom! Have you even started the "Dog Playlist yet!?"
Tom: "No, and I'm not looking forward to it. 155 in that one."
Johnny: "Tom, I think you might be a Youtube Hoarder."
by Lavadog84 August 5, 2018
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David: Did I tell you about that time I swam to Alaska?
Mitch: No, i don't think so...
David: Well I was trying to beat the record for-
Mitch: *taps David in the face*
David: 6:23
Mitch:...
David: Did you just YouTube Tap me?
Mitch:... Yes...
Mitch: No, i don't think so...
David: Well I was trying to beat the record for-
Mitch: *taps David in the face*
David: 6:23
Mitch:...
David: Did you just YouTube Tap me?
Mitch:... Yes...
by ThePotatoKing August 19, 2018
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Get the Google it on youtube mug.Mom: Go fucking study for the test tomorrow!
Me: Don’t worry I’m studying on YouTube
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Me: Don’t worry I’m studying on YouTube
Mom: I’m so proud of my baby
by Robo - Hunter July 3, 2019
Get the Studying on YouTube mug.Folks on the internet who think they've become expert on something by watching a few YouTube videos, but have no actual knowledge, experience, or critical thinking skills of their own, ESPECIALLY when they reject "traditional" bodies of knowledge or schooling in favor of the long, rambling videos to which they've become addicted.
You can't - and I cannot stress this enough, CANNOT - win an argument with someone that is "YouTube smart".
Example exclamations from this crowd include:
Flat Earther: "At least she is smart enough to know that 5 gallons of water can't spin on a basketball at 1000 mph" and "It's called atmospheric refraction. Research Flat Earth"
Delusional Tightwad: "I'm a sovereign citizen, you have no right to impound my car or arrest me - hey, hey, ow! Let me GO, ow OW!"
And any of: "Alex Jones said fill in ridiculous claims here shouted in an angry, gravelly voice before trying to sell you vitamins!"
You can't - and I cannot stress this enough, CANNOT - win an argument with someone that is "YouTube smart".
Example exclamations from this crowd include:
Flat Earther: "At least she is smart enough to know that 5 gallons of water can't spin on a basketball at 1000 mph" and "It's called atmospheric refraction. Research Flat Earth"
Delusional Tightwad: "I'm a sovereign citizen, you have no right to impound my car or arrest me - hey, hey, ow! Let me GO, ow OW!"
And any of: "Alex Jones said fill in ridiculous claims here shouted in an angry, gravelly voice before trying to sell you vitamins!"
Dude, seriously, give up ... Dale is YouTube smart, his kids will have polio and HPV before he'll let that doctor give them autism-by-vaccination!
by MechaRobzilla July 10, 2019
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Blue Shirt Kid: “Ok first of all (because of) the YouTube algorithm, they post about 20 videos a day.”
by Ilovepewdiepie666 May 18, 2019
Get the youtube algorithm mug.This refers to a person, typically a middle school or high school kid, who is so completely jaded from watching the most extreme sports stunts and best tricks of pro riders - on YouTube all the time ( e.g. bmx, skateboarding, scooters that he walks around in his daily life thinking everybody who can’t do all those tricks suck. The “YouTube Pro” is often at the skatepark mocking people about how bad they are, saying things like: “He can’t even do a back flip” .....when the sad truth is- the YouTube Pro can’t do ANY tricks at all, and rarely does he even try to. He has just become delusional of his own reality and thinks he is on a higher pro level now because of all those videos he has watched.
Jerry is at the skatepark and sees somebody trying to learn 360’s . Jerry starts talking about how doing quad backflip 360s is the new normal and proceeds to laughs at that person “just trying 3s” .... Jerry sure has become a YouTube Professional now
by SirWonky May 1, 2018
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