wonkyu

A complete retard, lacking in ALL basic skills such as speaking, writing, reading. Or a person who isn't mentally retarded, but gives off an impression of total retardation.

Holy crap, my teacher is a complete wonkyu.
Yo that dude ran across the street, what a wonkyu!

by Robert Petreson December 15, 2008

workaround

a sad excuse for a bug fix.

Nullsoft forum lackies suggest using cross fade and other weird settings in winamp 5.01 that effect other aspects of audio file play in order to workaround the bug that produces gaps between cd audio tracks.

by Brian January 17, 2004

Work

Something that is meant to get done but doesn't. Also can be faked by type garbage in word and giving it to your boss. Consists of a tie and pen with a dash of fun. Work is the equivilent to naptime to a small child. Work is the reason people sell drugs for a living (they make a profit while being high and doing no work).

I smoked that reefer and skipped work and skipped on the sidewalk. I told president Clinton that I wanted an hjfrom his lesbian wife.

by Charlie March 26, 2005

work crapper

Taking a crap at work.

You know he's a work crapper he goes in the bathroom every day after lunch.

by Maggie April 19, 2005

work

Refering to crack cocaine

I don't owe her any money, she smoked up all my work.

by Sandy Orfanos October 3, 2005

wonky pirate

the act where a male ejaculates in his partners eye, when his partner is trying to extract the sperm, he must then kick them hard in the shin. at this point the partner will jump up clutching there leg. therefore performing the shape of a 1 legged eye patched pirate.

she said i don't swollow, so i wonky pirated the bitch.

by longjohn6inch June 18, 2011

I work too quickly as an editor

...so im making a definition to pass the time coz there's no more left for me to publish.

Oh what do you know, a new definition! By ME! XD

I have no life, so i work too quickly as an editor on UD.

by natalie sthoup August 4, 2010