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When you get woke, but decide to go the other way with it and turn to white supremacism for real.
"I thought you said you were woke now. Why aren't you checking your white privilege?"
"No, I'm half-woke. You were right: I always was a white supremacist, I just didn't realize it. And clearly I can't change that. So, heil Hitler, and go love a nigger."
half-woke by Etichetta Nera May 27, 2021

Pussy-woke

Pussy-woke
N. To spew profound and enlightening concepts in order to appear woke so that a female will give up her vagina as an offering to the cause.
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Adj. Describing a dude that becomes woke when hot females enter the area
Noun- “He is so good at acting like he is woke and getting all the hot girls to sleep with him He is definitely pussy-woke.”

Adj. He doesn’t give a shit about the cause, but he can sure make all the females climb into his bed with his profound bullshit. He is one pussy-woke dude.
Pussy-woke by Yellow card November 8, 2021

Full Woke 

When one goes woke, and doesn't realise, but keeps trying to be more woke, and eventually loses all dignity and accepts they are now permanently woked....and cannot be saved. Once you go full woke....well.
"Never go full woke" - A dude disguised as a dude playing another dude.
Full Woke by DasGRAMMARnazi November 25, 2021

earth woke 

An individual that is highly perceptive regarding the current state of the world. Generally practices a lifestyle of being mindful, ecofriendly and aware of their current carbon footprint inpact to the earth. Typically avoids shopping at large e-commerce stores or corporations and prefers smaller niche retailers at three times the cost. Diet is usually vegetal leaning or fully vegan. Clothes are typically thrifted or bought from expensive small business retailers.

Selectively expensive in some things such high quality products for aesthetics but serves no ergonomic function.
Don't you think Kelly is so earth woke? She just bought a compost machine and that blue land soap. She really loves the environment.
earth woke by boardgamebender January 26, 2022

neo-woke 

Someone who truly began seeing things as they are, someone who can't be affected by propaganda, someone who can tell a lie from truth.
-Did you watch CNN yesterday?
-No, I'm neo-woke.
neo-woke by Quodd April 19, 2022
Finding all of your political awareness online
Carin is suddenly commenting on politics, she has been online reading about the election suddenly she is e-woke.
E-woke by anonymous December 19, 2022