public wanking

Someone who tries to secretly jack off in public

Gavin has proved public wanking is possible.

by TheLittleDickToucher March 6, 2017

sweat wicking

Sweat absorbing, to absorb sweat

These pants are sweat wicking, benificial for active events.

by Kat-9/11 April 22, 2017

double-winding

Double-winding is a term you use when you fart and the wind takes the scent in an unintended direction.

Double-winding is when someone farts and the wind blows in an unintended direction. It can easily backfire.

by Dragon Spatz November 1, 2017

diversity wanking

When firms take diversity issues to the next level and get off on hiring transsexuals and other LGBTQ+ people.

Did you hear about that bank recruiting event only for transsexuals? Yeah, that is diversity wanking.

by peter gazer January 12, 2018

Chicken Winging

Being almost a ratmouse

We got pulled over wit bud n Mike started chicken winging.

by GrCr April 14, 2018

Ear wanking

Using an implement (e.g. cotton bud) to penetrate the ear canal repeatedly.

Is Jan cleaning his ear out, he’s been doing it for ages. No, he’s ear wanking

by Morbabe July 15, 2018

bluetooth wanking

When your friend gets her ankles out and you start having a seizure but everyone thinks you’re wanking.

Nat: “Why are you having a wank without your hands?”

Teg: “It’s just Bluetooth wanking”

by BoardCard November 12, 2019