This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

hi there

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

by diggorypip586 May 13, 2022

i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf

Google humo(u)r

Same for help i accidentally summoned a lemon

urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf

by SkyBeetle July 12, 2022

Girl in centro recursos watching gacha life when she cant

she makes me so mad grrr shes not supposted to watch videos or whatever centro de recursos is a place where you can only study. And some teacher lets her watch but ur not supposted to let her wtf..

Person 1: Yo look at that Girl in centro recursos watching gacha life when she cant
Person 2: Let me talk to her
Also person 2: Hey you cant watch gacha life here.
Girl in centro recursos when she cant : *changes to another website and stares at you*
Person 2: *knowing that shes just trying to hide so just walks away*
Girl thats watching gacha: *continues watching gacha life*
Teacher next to her: Yeah you can just watch gacha lol its not like they dont let you haha.

by mkunga February 9, 2023

GOD DAMN IT KRIS! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?

Susie from a game named DELTARUNE asking his friend kris WHERE THE FUCK THEY ARE.

Susie: GOD DAMN IT KRIS! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?
Kris: *awkward silence*

by poiuqwr February 10, 2023

maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped

A weird saying that your southern relative said to you once. People speculate is has the same kind of meaning as: maybe is a strong word, maybe if the starving children had food they wouldn’t starve. But it seems to be said all country-like and it’s strange now.

Relative: Maybe If A Bullfrog Had Wings It Wouldn’t Hit Its Butt When It Jumped.
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word

by Dedatedwam February 26, 2021

I want to fart, fart, fart where the Sun don’t shine

Woah

I want to fart, fart, fart where the Sun don’t shine

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 14, 2023

When the person you love will never love you back.

It's an amazing feeling, full of tears and an overwelming sense of love that will drive you crazy and never let you go. This person will enter your life and never leave, even if it is just in your mind. You will lose sleep planning how you'll smile at them, or how what you'll talk about if you happen to bump into them. You'll plan your whole day around them, notice every change in them, every bit of happiness, every bit of sadness and you'll conjure up amazing fantasy's which you know will never come true but you tell yourself that there's always room for dreaming. You'll want to talk about them all the time, discretely of course, mentioning them as much as possible, practicing how their name will roll of your tounge, you might even try putting your surname on their name or the other way round. It may seem like i'm describing obsession, but it's really just love.

'when the person you love will never love you back.' 'oh, i haven't slept for weeks thinking if only they did love me back..oh well,i can dream.'

by myalmostlover December 28, 2011