Wizard

A Star Wars euphemism used to express that something is cool or awesome.

Hym "THEY BROUGHT IT BACK! THEY BROUGHT IT BACK IN 'BOOK OF BOBA FETT'! I FUCKING TOLD YOU YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS! THAT SHIT IS FUCKING WIZARD! LET'S GO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Iam "Wow... I forgot you nerd out over shit like that..." 😅

Hym "Shut... You know what? I'm going to let you have that one. But only because the only thing I enjoy more then being right is everyone else being wrong. Hahahahahaaaa!!"

Iam "Heh... Really? It's kind of nice to see you outside of your typical edge-lord framework."

Hym "And now you're pushing your luck..."

Iam "Hehe... Sorry..."

by Hym Iam April 17, 2022

split the wizard

When you win a chili cook off with armadillo meat and cinnamon rolls (Kansas specialty)

"Hey Mayra, how we gonna split the wizard here?"

by Kansas Armadillo November 14, 2018

Wizard

A person who is a virgin until 30. Probably enjoys video games and he also has a hard time picking up girls but tries it anyways.

"Did you meet Richard yesterday?"
"Yes, he invited me to the theatre and bought me chocolate but then he started to act like a weirdo and I wasn't sure about his intentions. I bet he's a wizard."

by Gamerboy2000000 October 11, 2022

King wizard

When you are too good to be true, and have lived long enough to believe in yourself

How did you know that?
Well im the king wizard

by Breezybabie February 21, 2022

Wirey Wizard

Kevin heraty the wirey wizard is a 40 year old freak who makes way to much on youtube but these days working mediocre jobs idk why

kev or wirey wizard is always in fights and drama all the time

by handlebyoy November 22, 2023

wizard jerking

the sexual act of dressing an old homeless person and giving the a hand job, then letting them cum in a jar that is then emptied into a cauldron and mixed with different types of herbs. then the concoction is given to the same homeless person as a drink without telling him how it was made

"did you hear about the mass wizard jerking incident!? it was insane!"

by Serbian crab March 14, 2024

Wizard of Odds

Master of Wordplay.

Witty Lizzy, word twister, merits the moniker Wizard of Odds.

by Wizard of Odds April 25, 2023