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Sandy Vagina

To have sand in one's vagina means to be bothered, annoyed, or angry about something. The vagina in question is a proverbial vagina; people of either gender can have a sandy vagina.

"I have sand is my vagina" is synonymous with "I'm pissed off", "I'm annoyed" etc. Often shortened to "I have sand"
I have sand in my vagina about people asking stupid questions at work.

I have vaginal sand because So'n'so is being a real jerk to me.

That's not cool at all. I have sand about that.

I have a sandy vagina because I missed out on a promotion.
by Gats-pie April 18, 2006
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vaginal sand

The dry, gritty substance composed of desiccated bodily fluids present on bed sheets after an extended period of sexual activity.
After I spanked that booty I had to dust-buster my sheets to get rid of the vaginal sand.
by superm0nkey May 20, 2007
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vagina job

when a guy doesn't cum inside of you; he pulls out before it gets messy. therefore, it doesn't count as sex.
"No, I totally did not have sex last night! He pulled out. It was just a vagina job, I swear!"
by Alan A June 1, 2007
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Wide Vagina

The biggest conspiracy theory since JFK.

To summarise "Wide Vagina", it is a theory which explains women's dominance over males in the arena of sexual encounter stories. For many men, great embarassment and shame comes from being labelled as a man with a small penis. Now while this may be true for some men, it is often used by a female as a cover story for the poor quality of the sex, the real reason of course being her exceptionally wide vagina.

To conclude, if so many men are heard to have a "small penis", then why aren't as many women held to have a "wide vagina." Think it through logically, the numbers should be even!
Woman - "What are you trying to say?"
Larry David - "I submit to you, that it was not Jeff who has the small penis. But rather, it is you who has the wide vagina."
by I Love Horses February 24, 2009
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vagina licking

(noun) The act of using one's tongue to clean, arouse, or probe a female's vaginal opening.
I had a hardcore vagina licking session last night and now my tongue is all sticky.
by Mike Wintermute May 18, 2006
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Vagina

The thing that is man's most favorite thing.

Something men play with on the weekends.
Last Saturday Nicole and I had sex and I licked her vagina.
by Nom Nom babies January 17, 2011
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moist vagina

when its pink and wet, an awesome nirvana song too. When you just want to taste her, and you want to bang her allllll night, fuck her dry.
She has a moist vagina... I've been circling the circumference, I've been sucking on the walls of her anus... I prefer her to the finest marijuana...
by it's Kurty, bitches! September 11, 2009
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