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ur mom islam 

The new ultimate roast of the century and life, if used it will decimate your opponent and make the entire universe implode and the big bang will start again.
Steve: "Ur mom gay"
Joe; 'Well ur mom islam!"
Universe implodes, and Steve blows up along with it

ur mom gay 

ur mom gay as in your mom is fucking retardedly gay as fuck.
hahahaha bruh, ur mom gay...
ur mom hella gay....
ur mom gay by ur mom is gayer then me September 27, 2018
The crusty old wan who makes crusty scones and ploughes through 40 fags a day
Is ur nan making crusty scones? You best believe it dipstick.
The ultimate insult. Used whenever. The person on the receiving end of this dies instantaneously after hearing it.
Nobody:
Jaquarvis: "Ur Mom."
Mike: *Dies
Ur Mom by EASHGANNG May 28, 2019

ur family vacation anal penetration

This is a very godly insult. No other insult can beat this.
Ted: ur mom gay
Timmy: ur dad lesbian
Ted: ur granny tranny
Timmy: ur grandpap a trap
The whole earth is shaking.
Ted: ur sister a mister
Timmy: ur brother a mother
Ted: ur niece obeser
Timmy: ur aunt a crossiant
Antarctica is the first continent to collapse and burn up.
Ted: ur uncle nick has no dick
Timmy: ur family tree LGBT
Ted: ur poo LGBTQ
Timmy: ur family reunion homosexual communion
All of the Earth except Timmy and Ted's homes have collapsed.
Ted: ur ancestors incestors
Timmy: ur genome gives gnome dome
Ted: ur god a fraud
Timmy: ur genus likes penis
Ted: ur social media penile encyclopedia
Timmy: ur family vacation anal penetration
Ted instantly dies and explodes into dust. All of the Earth except Ted returns back to normal.

ur mom noob 

The worst insult possible. It might be the worst thing that could happen to you.
Jimmy: Ur fat
Joseph: Ur mom noob.
Jimmy: I wanna die
ur mom noob by roguelineage42059 August 28, 2020