human uber

A piggy back or shoulder ride given to someone else as a form of transportation. Money may or may not be exchanged.

I was Jennifer's Human Uber at coachella.

by kencoxtexas March 7, 2016

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kyle uber

absolute thug OG at life. massive Wang and is great at everything, especially in bed with ladies. ;)

Kyle Uber smashed her so hard she cant even walk!

by daddy2.0 March 20, 2017

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Gaming:
George: Man that rogue named Spite is teh uber!
Bob: Teh yes!

At the office:
George: Man Suzy from accounting's breasts are teh uber!
Bob: Teh Shwing!

At home:
George: This sammich is teh uber!
Annie: Teh yes!

by Naughtyguyrun September 27, 2005

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1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber

(n.) A phrase often shouted at pregames, "1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber" is a management technique to cluster the party into people taking public transport and those taking a taxi to go out.

A play on Paul Revere's "1 if by land, 2 if by sea" exclamation from 1774. Happens to be a convenient proxy to segment the group into the wealthy and poor.

Paul: "1 IF BY SUBWAY, 2 IF BY UBER."
Jim: "1!"
Maddox Witcroft, IV: "What a peasant."

by nolandc September 12, 2019

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Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER!

A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.

Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

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