Urban dictionary

A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex.

Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'*

Definition: "A woman's pussy."

Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'

Definition: "A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met."

Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'

Definition: "The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle."

Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.

by !!!!!@ December 18, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A website where white kids, who either only listen to J. Cole or Lil Yachty, post wrong definitions and think all black people are stupid. They say "mumble rappers destroyed this generation" off their iPhone sitting in their suburban home.

A:Hey Cody what's a Percocet

B:Go on Urban dictionary bro , that's where all of us hood people go

by Migo_X March 12, 2017

urban dictionary

a crap website full of porn.

Last night I had a jay arthur to urban dictionary.

by webbcraft August 26, 2018

Urban dictionary

You are on it now

I am in urban dictionary

by EGGSareProTien December 5, 2020

Urban dictionary

A despite of creativity and crude jokes

I wrote this on urban dictionary

by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that's better than Webster's.

Me: I dare you to find this word in Webster's dictionary, and I'll look in the Urban Dictionary.
You: Alright!
(Goes on for five minutes)
You: I can't find it!
Me: It's in the urban dictionary. See, it's better than Webster's.
You: You are so right.

by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010

urban dictionary

my best friend, always there for me when i don’t know what something means, and besides apparently everything has to do with sex, it’s very useful

Person 1: And i said stfu
Me: *Wtf does stfu means*
Urban dictionary: Now worries i got you

by cuteasabuttonhe March 1, 2021