Table Top

When a guy is on all fours on the floor, a girl is lying perpendicular on his back, and another guy is fucking the girl with his power cock.

Hey, let's go table top Lea!
I don't wanna scrape my knees Shree.
OH SHIT MAN THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING

by FvS January 30, 2009

balls on the table

When a man or woman makes their sexual intentions unmistakably clear.

Guy A: "Every five minutes she says, 'i need someone to make out with' and so i say 'let's go' and then later she says she thought i was joking."

Guy B: "Give her the ol' dick in the laptop bag. That'll put the balls on the table, so to speak"

by sinistlor December 8, 2009

tablecloth

A performance move, used to show off in an extremem game of Jenga. It involves the bottom layer only having one block in the middle left, which is usually early on in the game. It is advised that there is a full layer of three blocks above the lower piece.

The player must grab said base block, and yank it out the stack as fast as physically possible, in order to keep the stack stable and avoid tippage. Unless you are a certified Extreme Jenga Player™, this move is not recommended.

Uusally the result of this move is amazement from other players along with shouts of 'OH MY GOD', especially when done out of the blue. This also leaves an unstable pile, making your game of Extreme Jenga™ that little bit more extreme.

*pulls piece*
All: "Oh my god! He did a tablecloth!"
*smug look*

by Phil Beveridge September 17, 2008

tableNazi

1.Cody Holmes the flippin master at foosball

2. SOmeone who takes over any game.

1. God, why can't tableNazi lose for a change?

2. where did that tableNazi come from?

by G82401 January 20, 2005

table head

a person with a very flat top of the head, on which things could be placed

whoah that guy's got a table head, I could put a drink on that!

by mr.know.it.all May 2, 2006

Twatlet Paper

Pieces of toilet paper that are left behind in a womans twat from wiping after she urinates.

"I was going down on Julie after she went to the bathroom and her snatch was full of twatlet paper."

by Dalbert June 9, 2007

teablespoon

a measure of four teaspoons: one tablespoon and one teaspoon

The recipe called for two teablespoons of sugar.

by metr0_0 August 1, 2018