twat-nav 

Female that can read a map. A cheaper, less-reliable way of navigating.

"I dont need a TomTom, I gotta Twat-Nav."

twat-nav by Eddie Van Basten July 18, 2007

twat waffle

two great things i love to eat, thrown together in a lustful, gluttenous sin fest....with maple syrup on top.

twat waffle by the was May 1, 2003

twat the flapcake 

to caressingly grappel the male cock in and out of the female keyhole. To fuck.

Yo dude you have to twat the flapcake on your ho, that jawn looks ready for action.

twat the flapcake by eljefe June 11, 2008

Twat Pyramid 

The act of shooting a dead body in Halo between the legs and blood shoots out.

Bob: WHOA DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT FOR?

Jack: That sucker tea-bagged me when he killed me and I saw it so I just killed him and he's getting his Twat Pyramid

Twat Pyramid by JOMAMMA123 February 19, 2009

twat scarf 

a descrpition of type of winter scarf worn by someone indoors or worn with a T Shirt.

Look at that idiot in his twat scarf.

twat scarf by rbtr December 17, 2009

twat cannoli 

the milky white discharge released from a female during the peak of sexual intercourse; also referred to as 'cream'

i was with a girl last night, it was amazing. she came so hard there was a definate twat cannoli

twat cannoli by chris andersjew October 20, 2010

Twat Tuck 

A surgery to reduce the size of one or both sets of labia.

She had been taken to Pound Town so many times she needed a Twat Tuck.

Twat Tuck by Zombie Food October 21, 2010