by Ty--txt June 18, 2016
Get the lurkey turkeymug. Another way of saying choking the chicken
It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.
It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.
by Alice Hatterson September 7, 2017
Get the tugging the turkeymug. by DJRTheBoyy April 10, 2016
Get the Jerky Turkeymug. The giant, hot dump you explode into your aunts toilet after thanksgiving, leaving you with anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving so I can get some Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020
Get the Turkey Blastmug. Once thanksgiving is over and triptophan has caused your significant other to fall asleep, it is when a gentleman, or gentlelady equipped with a strap-on, offers them a turkey leg while half asleep. When their mouth opens to accept the turkey, the gentleman it lady slips their erect penis or strap-on into their mouth.
"She was passed out post thanksgiving and asked for the Ghost turkey, so I gave her the full ghost turkey."
by Tomblazer August 13, 2017
Get the ghost turkeymug. Person one: "Look at that old lady, using that tablet like a pro!" Person two: " Yeah, she's a real swag turkey.
by Epicjazzhound February 9, 2015
Get the swag turkeymug. Though historically a term used to describe very large female, or sometimes male, breast, turkey tits have evolved to into a largely undefined term with the only consensus being you know them when you see them. No longer bound by the constraints of a large cup size, turkey tits can actually range from from a B cup all the way up to a 44 triple H. Not to be confused with "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which are similar yet sloppier, turkey this can be characterized by a dual free wheeling action apart from the "perky" variety, the utmost form of this manifesting as "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which crosses into a new genus.
by Mr. Charlie007 March 8, 2017
Get the Turkey titsmug.