Man, i had good turkey buff today.
I watched some chick on porn getting gang banged and stretched my balls out like a football so they were turkey-buffed
I watched some chick on porn getting gang banged and stretched my balls out like a football so they were turkey-buffed
by SARCHANGELUS September 01, 2018
"Don't you love licking up that turkey broth?"
"I love the feeling of Turkey broth on my junk while titty fucking"
"I love the feeling of Turkey broth on my junk while titty fucking"
by Steve123123123 October 05, 2006
(N) The result of going to the Georgetown Oktoberfest and convince your wife to dip her foot in chocolate so you can lick it off her and make her friends uncomfortable
by CanWinkWithBothEyes September 06, 2021
Once thanksgiving is over and triptophan has caused your significant other to fall asleep, it is when a gentleman, or gentlelady equipped with a strap-on, offers them a turkey leg while half asleep. When their mouth opens to accept the turkey, the gentleman it lady slips their erect penis or strap-on into their mouth.
"She was passed out post thanksgiving and asked for the Ghost turkey, so I gave her the full ghost turkey."
by Tomblazer August 13, 2017
by Snake trap January 17, 2018
People and businesses who skip any sort of decoration for Thanksgiving and go straight to Christmas season after Halloween ends. It becomes worse every year.
by aaliyadawn November 26, 2014
When a man dresses in a bat suit with the balls cut out, then proceeds to eat a raw turkey as a live one shits on his torso. Meanwhile another turkey pecks at his butthole hairs, while the man shits.
by Boobalaz July 15, 2022