Tickle the Turkey

another term for masturbation.
nobody uses it but i invented it.

"Holy shit, he was tickling his turkey in public and this one lady was watching and taking the meat out of her pink taco." whispered Jane. "To tickle the turkey in public is just plain ass weird," replied her friend.

by saltyboiwholivesinthesaltysea February 3, 2018

turkey boobs

Turkey boobs are when someone's breasts look like the dangly bit that hangs from a turkeys neck. Yano that manky bit that look like a decended bollock.

Ryan was undressing for the first time in front of Debbie, as she removed her blouse he couldn't help but notice her turkey boobs.

by chicken bollocks December 28, 2016

slap the turkey

When you slap a partner (Lover) in the face with a erect penis

Hey can you slap the turkey with me

by Lack and Jenna go Yasss January 26, 2017

Fat turkey

A dumb hoe that can’t teach me shit in English class

I hate fat turkey she’s so racist

by My pseudonym sis February 19, 2020

Turkey - dinosour

TURKKKEEYY

I own fifty-six Turkey - dinosour plushes

by meispuginasock May 27, 2020

Turkey Blast

The giant, hot dump you explode into your aunts toilet after thanksgiving, leaving you with anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.

I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving so I can get some Preparation H.

by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020

Turkey Suprise

Turkey surprise begins by producing ball cheese through multiple weeks without washing his balls. Scrape the soft yellow substance from both sides of the ball sack onto clean dinner plate. This will serve as the base flavor for the female and her family during the thanksgiving dinner. Then defecate into a five speed blender and add three table spoons of vomit to add a nice creamy crunch. Blend for thirty seconds and put in fridge to cool. While waiting to cool, ejaculate onto the floor and wait for the cum to harden and become a thin pancake like substance. Take the now cool crap-a-chino from the fridge and poor it into the anus of the cooked turkey. Place turkey on top of the ball cheese lathered plate and crumble up the cum pancake to add crumbs on top of the turkey. Serve to females family. Once the family is done complimenting you of the delightful crap you have made them, tell them how you made it and watch them puke on your cherry wood table. Then collect the vomit and save for next thanksgiving. Please recycle.

Turkey Suprise
Male: hey babe, stop doing your sorority squats with the friends you paid to have and try my crap-a-chino.

Girlfriend: that sounds wonderful.

Male: When you are done, please puke the in one spot to make it easier to recycle for my "Turkey Surprise".

Girlfriend: like totally, then Ill go back to triangle triangle funny looking e and fuck some ugly fat loser for some beer.

Male: thats my girl.

by that guy>.> October 8, 2012