Tucker Carlson

When a transsexual woman’s business is showing by accident.

Hey Shanda you need to Tucker Carlson your business. Don’t be putting it out there for free like the libs!

by anonymous September 21, 2021

BJ on a cash ticket

To call a parts house and ask for a BJ(blow job) on a cash ticket. Hillarious to those named Kevin of a Puerto Rican origin.

I called a place and asked for a BJ on a cash ticket. The person kept asking me what I was talking about. I also asked for some cereal.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

Tucker

The typical, horny, rebelling mormon.

Wow, Jesus frowns upon Tuckers; They have too much premarital sex.

by jiggafresh_j June 12, 2008

tucker

a 'tucker' refers to a bowel movement so large it actually curls around the bowl of the toilet.

"Dude, I wouldn't use the bathroom if I were you. I have to flush three times to get that Tucker down!!'

by Matt156 June 15, 2008

Tucker

A cell phone that continously drops calls.

"Sorry, my Tucker freaked out again."

"Ugh! Stupid tucker!"

by puddingfire October 28, 2005

tucker

the most ugliest douchebag you wil ever meet. he is a rapist and you should never talk to him. he has a huge mole on his face and its ugly. he wears stupid clothes and shoes and cries at night. he will stalk you with his best bud andrew even tho andrew doesnt really like him. BEWARE OF THIS FAG!

JADE: that fag raped someone last night again.

MIRANDA: that guy is such a tucker.

by nick krejca May 24, 2009

golden ticket

A swingers free pass to have one-on-one sex, similar to a date or affair, with another swinger. Usually recieved for 'taking one for the team' or getting the 'softie'. example: I used my golden ticket to go have sex with *name* at his house. His wife was out of town but gave him permission.

Hubby said I can cum play with you tonight, cuz I earned a golden ticket on a softie last week.

by Atacia August 30, 2007