htc touch pro 

piece of shit

i paid $600 for this piece of shit that locks up, buttons sporadically work, and does whatever it wants to do--slowly. if i press txt, the internet comes up 12 seconds later

oh, you have an htc touch pro? sorry for ya suckajack!!

htc touch pro by classic1979 April 24, 2009

go touch some grass 

The only argument antis have against us.

Larrie: *shows endless proof*
Anti: Ugh... Uhmmm.... I- Uhh IT´S FAKE GO TOUCH SOME GRASS!!!

go touch some grass by ibestlouie July 20, 2021

foot touch 

Symptom -
That awkward moment when two peoples feet touch under the table without intention. This scenario is worsened when it involves same sex heterosexual, family members or strangers. The two 'touchers' are left to wonder if it was intentional or an accident and this crisis becomes dramatically worse is eye contact is made directly after the even.

Treatment -
The touchers can rectify the situation with one of the following solutions -
1 immediately apologizes for kicking the other person, loud enough for the entire surrounding audience to hear
2 immediately leave the table for a considerable amount of time
3 remove the entire foot (note - do not then give the other 'toucher' the removed foot as this can, in some cultures, be a threatening sign)

Friend one - you know we went out for dinner last weekend
Friend two - ye?
Friend one - me and you dad foot touched
Friend two - what?!
Friend one - oh its ok though man, i've cut off the foot...
Friend two - nice! I was wondering why i was visiting you in hospital.
Friend one - ye its... wait, did we just...
Friend two - ... yup, pretty sure that was my foot...
Friend one - i KNEW i should have cut off both, god DAM it!

foot touch by man with no feet September 5, 2009

National butt touch day 

On April 12 I can touch a girls ass but no grab only if they allow u to so ask first

Today is national butt touch day

National butt touch day by White man named longer May 25, 2018

Ipod Touch 

Apples latest attempt to bury the battery so deep in the innards of their latest anti-consumer piece of shit that you'll never get it out on your own... which is good for them, because now they can gouge you for a battery replacement, which is conveniently close to the price of a replacement player.

You pay a fortune for something you don't actually own. You're only leasing it from Apple, who'll milk you yearly until you're good and sore. One day Apple will produce cars - they'll weld the gas cap shut.

The Apple FanBoy Sheeple will defend the move as a "feature".

Ipod Touch: Bend over.

Ipod Touch by TArne February 10, 2009

Golden Touch 

After a man is done urinating, and only a few drops of urine remain on the tip of his penis, he touches another person with his penis thus transferring the urine to the other person.

I came out of the bathroom and gave my girlfriend the Golden Touch.

Golden Touch by Efdious March 29, 2006

keep in touch 

What someone (but usually a guy) says when he knows he'll never contact you again. A less dickish version of "I'll call you".

Wow, last night was amazing. Keep in touch!

keep in touch by fokkenlarney June 8, 2015