Tom Sawyer

That one song by a given band that everyone knows, even if they know nothing else by the band.

Named for the song by Rush.

Smells Like Teen Spirit is Nirvana's Tom Sawyer.

by nbmft13 July 30, 2015

Tom Pratten

Absolute TOP SHAGGER ‘lives by the saying‘ if it has a pussy fuck it ‘

Tom Pratten had sex with a slag again

by TomPratten February 8, 2020

Tom-Faced

Excessively drunk, lacking all basic motor functions.

I was so Tom-Faced last night I passed out on Roger's couch.

by Tommy Okktane December 29, 2003

Tom-Gibson

A public meltdown, taking complete leave of one’s senses. Term is derived from the much publicized couch-jumping antics of Tom Cruise and hate-spewing, drunken tirade by Mel Gibson.

My girlfriend Shannon went total Tom-Gibson on me when I came home late the other night. She threw all of my clothes in a heap on the front lawn and burned them. That chick is a total whack-job, man.

by MaesMaze May 26, 2009

Tom Phillips

(verb) To fuck someone's face.

I'm going to to Tom Phillips you so hard, you won't be able to talk tomorrow.

by Pikachuandme January 28, 2018

Tom and Jerry'd

When you get hurt by an overly-complicated machine or plan , whether it be yours or someone else's .

Geoff: i made my own mouse trap, imma get that bitch
Dayshon: i doubt it with this rube goldburg ass design

*Mouse manages to break machine and it falls on Geoff
Dayshon: You got Tom and Jerry'd M8

by Dapper Day Day March 13, 2017

tom gorrell

A 2 foot tall (lmao) Martin Freeman lookin ass Hobbit

Ayo, tom gorrell is a dwarf amirite?

by Ringos December 19, 2017