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toast my goats

1. if something amazing or outstanding happens this phrase can be used

2.if you are mad it can be used in the place of kiss my but
1. well Just toast my goats that was an outstanding throw!

2. Well you can just toast my goats because im out of here!
by goattoaster January 16, 2011
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Making Toast

to be too busy to handle another task; preoccupied
man, dont bother me, i have an exam tomorrow morning and im making toast
by jcrew122392 May 15, 2008
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polish toaster struedel

The wonderful meal a guy gets while going down on his girl after she has let another guy blow his load inside of her.
Dude my girl's been cheating on me so there is no telling how many polish toaster struedels I've eaten.
by drash guys June 15, 2009
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Toast

A semi-popular party game played by French-Canadian teenagers in order to cause humiliation and embarrassment. A group of boys sit in a circle and masturbate with a piece of toast by their penis, which they ejaculate onto. The object of the game is to not be the last one to blow your load, because then you are the one forced to eat the piece of toast (with your semen on it).
Jean-Marc: What did you guys do last night?
Jean-Guy: The guys and I played "toast," it was a shameful night for Jean-Luc.

Jean-Marc: Tabernak
by 59thstreet July 22, 2011
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toas

TOAS: Tits On A Stick.

Comes from a thin woman that has large breast either from a breast job or natural.
That is one fine TOAS.

Man I'd love to get with that TOAS.

Ashley is the greatest TOAS ever!
by Alex Whyte December 17, 2004
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Texas Toast

When a big fat man takes a shit on a woman's face and steps on it, and shouts TEXAS TOAST!
by MayoSalPhil September 8, 2009
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toasted

extremely intoxicated, usually drunk. Often used in small, rather snooty suburban towns to describe drunkenness and the stupidity drunkenness entails.
After one skinny margarita, I was totally toasted.

I was so drunk, all I could think of was cinnamon toasted crunch and pork fried toasted.
by Westport Weekend Woman July 5, 2011
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