by joe crackhead July 27, 2003
The part of his body a man is most proud of - your schlong, cock, wang, bitch-wacker ... whatever ... its amazing ... just call it God!
by superjock October 19, 2007
A "meat wreath" is the ring of shit around a dick after it fucks an asshole that's clean on the inside, but the person didn't wipe well.
I had a nasty meat wreath after banging the chick. It was good, but man, I didn't even notice the meat wreath until I got into the shower.
by Coolvin Coolidge December 02, 2010
by greenmeeter_cottage October 09, 2010
A resturant with widespread popularity in the South. Usually consists of a steam table that allows customers to pick a meat and three vegtables. The best meat and threes put gravy on everything, even the mac and cheese. The meal is often served with a large sweet tea in a glass with an ad for the Bear Bryant Radio Show. It is advised that a restroom be within easy reach to counter the inevitable case of "the shits" that is sure to follow.
Employee 1: What do you guys want for lunch today?
Employee 2: Let's go put on a feedbag over at the Meat and Three, it's turkey and dressing day.
Employee 2: Let's go put on a feedbag over at the Meat and Three, it's turkey and dressing day.
by Rocky Skyline November 05, 2009
Whenever she top-rides, her meat schlop slaps my balls.
I'll patty-smack that meat schlop till the beef is rare.
I'll patty-smack that meat schlop till the beef is rare.
by Antenna February 14, 2008
by Rowning January 30, 2009