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chris's dick

Something so big that makes every girl go crazy.
I just had Chris's dick and now I can't walk.
by 1947465Mike January 1, 2014
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Chris Wayne

A common Australian term for a male eyebrow piercing, specifically one situated on the right brow. The origin of such a term is derived from the presence of this piercing on Christopher Wayne, a popular magician.
"hey did you see that guy's piercing, he had a Chris Wayne. Gnarly"
by YoungPadawan June 30, 2009
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chris griffin

A character of family guy. Peter and Lois's 13 year old son(14 in the fourth season.) He is a blonde and dumb just like Peter.
He should star in episodes more often.
by Perry C. November 3, 2006
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chris leavins

a very attractive man who makes videos called cute with Chris
(cutewithchris.com) with an aspiring sense of humor. And a very nice wardrobe.
Damn, I'd fuck Chris Leavins so fast he wouldn't know what hit him.
by nollableu August 4, 2007
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Chris Brown

Baby, can you please be quiet before i Chris Brown you.
by BLZN.PJ February 11, 2009
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The Chris Pill

Reject normality, return to Chris. To understand the Chris Pill, one must understand the mentality of Chris.

Accross the globe, there is a prestige that comes with being Chris. A mindset, a path and a state of being. Every Chris is separate and unique, but every Chris is one. The name of Chris is a powerful blessing and must be used well.

Chris is a being of chaos and serenity, foolhardy, but wise, eccentric and proud of it. Capable of all extremes in all facets of life, the only thing you can expect from a Chris is to do something so unexpected, that you can only sigh or chuckle and remark, "That is such a Chris thing to do/say, I expected nothing less."

To take the Chris Pill is to pull apart the veil of humanity, of normality and transcend to a state of Chris. A Chris takes this pill as they are named, blessed and forever marked with the Covenant of Chris. But others may take the Chris Pill. When a non-Chris is faced with a choice and they cannot find the answer within themselves, look aside. Consider your closest Chris, a friend, a relative or a celebrity Chris and let their power posses you. Make the choice a Chris would make, let your inner Chris take control and become one with the Chris network. You'll feel greater clarity than you have ever felt before. You will make a decision. Not always the right decision, but it will be a Chris decision.

Take the Chris Pill, embrace Chris, and even if you are not a true Chris, some of the power of Chris will be with you.
Non-Chris, "I'm feeling really anxious about this decision. What would Chris do?"

Cosmic spirit of Chris, "Take the Chris Pill, everything shall be clear to you."
Non-Chris (in Chris form), "Yes! It all makes sense now! The pineapple! The Cheesecake! The boat!"
by The Mystic Chris March 29, 2021
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Chris Bell

Literally Hell.
Lancastrian rhyming slang circa 1976. First used in relation to the birth of Christopher Joaquin Bell at Lancaster Royal Infirmary on 16th June 1976.
Father: "I have told you before about playing with that plug socket, you'll electrocute yourself and then there will be Chris Bell."
by Adam Candle April 17, 2008
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