Chris Pine

is a beautiful human being with big blue eyes and a smile that lights up the room.

starred in Star Trek as Captain Kirk, and was also in Smokin' Aces, Princess Diaries 2 and Just My Luck.
"Chris Pine makes me jizz"
"Chris Pine is Laura-Fay's future husband"
by Laif. July 13, 2009
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Chris Wilson

n. a unit ment for measuring the purest of undiluted awesomness

adj. a term used to describe extraordinary good fortune

n. a biomass created at the birth of the universe whose sole purpose is to store unimagimable energy and control the balance of the universe; used to recharge flux capacitors
Ex. Bill: hey jim how was that party last night, pretty epic, eh

Jim: hell yeah, I rate it about 300 Chris Wilsons

Bill: damn dude, you must have gotten it on with cheri, that's some pretty Chris Wilson luck, she's always such a prude

Jim: yeah I have had some great luck lately, that reminds me, I should probably take my flux capacitor off the Chris Wilson, or else my house might burn down
by Osumsoss July 11, 2010
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chris's dick

Something so big that makes every girl go crazy.
I just had Chris's dick and now I can't walk.
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Chris Wayne

A common Australian term for a male eyebrow piercing, specifically one situated on the right brow. The origin of such a term is derived from the presence of this piercing on Christopher Wayne, a popular magician.
"hey did you see that guy's piercing, he had a Chris Wayne. Gnarly"
by YoungPadawan June 30, 2009
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chris griffin

A character of family guy. Peter and Lois's 13 year old son(14 in the fourth season.) He is a blonde and dumb just like Peter.
He should star in episodes more often.
by Perry C. November 03, 2006
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chris

A cocky son of a bitch. A dude that thinks they can get a lot of girls but cant. Is attracted to booty but cant get any. Thinks of himself as a big time shot baller. Cares way to much of apperence. Tryst to act cool and popular. But will soon realize he is a wanna be.
Sam: hey have you heard of the new kid Chris?

Victoria: we hasn't hes known as the reject.
by beyonce10 April 16, 2015
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Chris

An asswhole who does not give a fuck about anyone but themselves. He has a small cock. He can't get laid. Has an ego the size of this world. He does what ever it takes to get what he wants no matter who I hurts in the long run
He is such an ass..... He must be a chris
by I am just me (a vampire) December 13, 2015
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