A salty steamer occurs during sex when you take a big steamy shit on your partners chest and sprinkle it with a little salt to add a more robust flavor.
by RustyOnRye October 23, 2017
Someone who constantly or easily gets angry or offended when things don't go their way. Somewhat the same as a Negative Nancy....or butt hurt Becky.
Chick 1- "Man she sure is being such a salty Susan!
Chick 2-" Yea she is, She could turn a freshwater lake into the Dead Sea!"
Chick 1-"Yea, she totally could!"
Chick 2-" Yea she is, She could turn a freshwater lake into the Dead Sea!"
Chick 1-"Yea, she totally could!"
by CammiS09 November 11, 2015
When one sticks a door knob in their ass, does a kartwheel to open the door.
Making the door a salty door knob
Making the door a salty door knob
by noahsmith33 March 29, 2016
North Jersey slang for letting a girl give you a blowjob after you have ALREADY had sex with another woman WITHOUT washing your dick first
That girl is such a pig! After I banged Renee, I drove over to Sherries place and gave her the Salty Dog!
by A REAL Cugine April 23, 2008
The act of defecating into the ocean thereby allowing for salty sea water to gently enter your anus. Local to New York.
"Damn no bathrooms in sight, might have to resort to a salty dog in the Atlantic."
"My asshole is always so sensitive after a salty dog. It's worth it though."
"My asshole is always so sensitive after a salty dog. It's worth it though."
by The Salty Dogster August 14, 2011
A salty sammy is the a natural part of the morning wake up process. When a person wakes up, and pours that first lovin' bowl of cereal, they open there fridge and find (gasp) there out of milk! By going to your nearest male neighbor, or calling up ur gay lover, u simple ask for them to realse there milky salty semen into your milk creating now, a more enjoyable treat.
by Stoppenzefloppin March 31, 2005
by Double Wide November 18, 2012