An electrode consisting of at least two prongs, but usually more. Each prong is terminated with a conductive metal pin or socket used in aircraft harness connectors. With a voltage source connected all one has to do is touch prongs to taint area and an electric shock will be delivered.
Why aren't you walking properly?
Because I got hit with a handy taint zapper in my sleep, it really hurts.
Because I got hit with a handy taint zapper in my sleep, it really hurts.
by Nik Danger March 25, 2010
Get the Taint Zappermug. by Beav Handler June 12, 2018
Get the Tainted mushroommug. What do you do for a living? “I paint taints” Or, I cum on taints for a living… for example, a porn star
by Archimedes3000 February 5, 2024
Get the Painting The Taintmug. A term used when you get inconvenienced by escalating bullshit, and just saying “taint” isn’t enough.
This requires you to use the word “taint” as the initial response to the bullshit that usually would be reserved with a swear, or whatever you say when something is not ideal/expected. Such as saying “fuck/fiddlesticks” in response to if an item was sold out online and your old, slow, and forgetful dumbass missed out on it.
Often coming after a sigh/swear, or both.
This requires you to use the word “taint” as the initial response to the bullshit that usually would be reserved with a swear, or whatever you say when something is not ideal/expected. Such as saying “fuck/fiddlesticks” in response to if an item was sold out online and your old, slow, and forgetful dumbass missed out on it.
Often coming after a sigh/swear, or both.
Sharon: “Wake up babe you’re late for work!”
Nick: *sighs* “Taint”
Sharon: “Also I forgot to fill the car up… and I fucked your brother.”
Nick: *sighs* “Fucking taint palooza Sharon! You god damn whore!”
Nick: *sighs* “Taint”
Sharon: “Also I forgot to fill the car up… and I fucked your brother.”
Nick: *sighs* “Fucking taint palooza Sharon! You god damn whore!”
by MrBadgerBear January 23, 2025
Get the Taint Paloozamug. When a nether region smells of musky taint water, smegma, and crusty day old poop, aka willnots, rehydrated with the droplets of a large piss.
Man, I felt so bad for her. I took a piss then she pulled down my pants and I had such a tainted tato.
by Scallyway888 April 12, 2024
Get the tainted tatomug. by Ohnonot510 August 29, 2018
Get the Taintedmug. I tried banging a hooker last night but had to pull a Tainted Mushroom because she was so whalered out
by Beav Handler June 10, 2018
Get the Tainted Mushroommug.