by Hhftyuujhgg June 05, 2023
The act performed by a woman in which the man's pork (phallus) is grabbed by the woman and squeezed till red/purple. Generally considered as an act of sexual perversion.
John: Me and this girl from my estate got up to some pretty crazy shit last night.
Barry: Oh yeahh, go on?
John: Yeah she was biting my ear and slapping my arse for like 15 minutes! Turns out she was a pork grabber, squeezed it so hard the end nearly burst off, but trust me: It was great.
Barry: That's just weird dude.
Barry: Oh yeahh, go on?
John: Yeah she was biting my ear and slapping my arse for like 15 minutes! Turns out she was a pork grabber, squeezed it so hard the end nearly burst off, but trust me: It was great.
Barry: That's just weird dude.
by 69withyourmum February 06, 2012
by SaltQueenisme September 29, 2020
Get your breakfast sandwich above the Driscoll, they microwave their Taylor ham down there. You'll know you've driven too far south if pork roll is on the menu.
by xNJDevilx February 05, 2024
by Gay Joey December 31, 2023
by HatefulAndEvil December 21, 2022
A Jewish summer camp tradition that happens at the break of dawn. The steps are as followed:
1) buy a ton of Chinese food the day or morning before
2) leave the Chinese food on the dash of your car all day in the summer sun
3) have all participants dress only in their underwear, lock themselves in the car with windows rolled up, and blast the heater. The more participants the better
4) upon eating every last bite of the Chinese food, the participants will leave the car and piss their pants
5) lastly, with the sunset in full swing, the participants (covered in their own urine) end the tradition by running in the lake
1) buy a ton of Chinese food the day or morning before
2) leave the Chinese food on the dash of your car all day in the summer sun
3) have all participants dress only in their underwear, lock themselves in the car with windows rolled up, and blast the heater. The more participants the better
4) upon eating every last bite of the Chinese food, the participants will leave the car and piss their pants
5) lastly, with the sunset in full swing, the participants (covered in their own urine) end the tradition by running in the lake
Hey bro are you thinking of doing hot pork car tomorrow?
Yeah man I'll go to Win Yeung tomorrow to buy the noodles
Yeah man I'll go to Win Yeung tomorrow to buy the noodles
by Jewholics Anonymous June 27, 2019