I Think The Fuck Not

It's when someone says that you do something or that you said something or that their gonna do something to you that you don't like or is going to get you hurt.

Other person: She totally likes Brad !
You:um... I think the fuck not !

by Skyeee01 February 20, 2017

Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!

1. A phrase that seems to be funny at any occasion.
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".

1.
John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!

2.
Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?

by Welcometoparadise74 August 20, 2008

tink

A slang term for the female vagina, more specificly the clitoris

1. My brother and I were cruising the street for tink.

2. My girlfriend really likes it when I nibble and suck on her tink.

by TavisKirgg October 12, 2007

so you think you can dance

Horrible, horrible reality show that was created by the same satan that created American Idol, however, contestants dance rather than sing.

"Let's watch 'So You Think You Can Dance"!

"Better idea, let's shoot ourselves in the face."

by kidnutrageous July 30, 2008

what are you thinking

It's a mix of "What is going on?" and "what are you doing later". This is a Southern term that is used quite often as a greeting in large social gatherings. "What are you thinkin?" would be a normal sentence to describe a greeting and ask what's going on later in the night. For instance, "what are you thinkin" may elicit an answer of "it's dead- let's go somewhere cool".

"What are you thinking?" "Stupid, let's go to another barl".

by Michael J Murphy March 5, 2014

do u honestly think you're fucking funny

An af meme that is funny until the third time you say it :/

Guy 1: Dude your Mum looks like a fucktard.
Guy 2: Do u honestly think you're fucking funny.

by Luciathebest January 9, 2017

thinks that she

This happened because my brackets backfired and turned into a dodgey link thing.

Erin thinks that she is an umbrella.

by Nora March 13, 2004