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Big Cannons

Term used to describe a female with a pair of large breasts.

The term was coined by Kenny Powers in the HBO show Eastbound and Down when referring to his ex lover (April Buchanon) who possessed a pair of large breasts.
“Hey Big Cannons (April), who’s the new dude?”
by T C Ellis May 22, 2025
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The Cannon

When you pinch the forskin together and start pissing, it inflates like a baloon until you let go and it explodes like a cannon
Guys I just tried to do the cannon and it went everywhere
by The piss artist December 7, 2022
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Coon cannon

During the slave trade weapons may be used towards disobeying black slaves. If a black slave refused to work the will be punished with a weapon, this was called a coon cannon.
I swear to fucking god Tyrone if you don’t start picking that pissing cotton up I’ll whip out me fuckin massive Dong slap ye with it an then blow ye bastard head off with a coon cannon.
by Wet wipe April 17, 2019
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Cannon

An annoying, overrated piece of music written by some guy named Pacabell.
They played cannon at the wedding.
They always play bloody cannon at weddings, and then they play break dance music. Why don't they play some good music for a change, like Bon Jovi, or Sabaton?
by Obadiah's existential crisis January 18, 2024
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Powerful queen cannon

When a drumstick is shoved inside a woman, and the drumstick is fired out with enough force to stick to the wall.
After that powerful queen Cannon you'll never get the deposit back on the apartment
by Waldorfhysterica December 2, 2022
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cannon-bomb

performing a cannonball while photo bombing a picture.
Holy crap, that guy just cannon-bombed us!!
by zamtea June 1, 2014
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Slipper-Cannon

A term defining various degree of open (sexual) relationships: full, partial, or none.
Is your relationship full slipper-cannon? Nah, my partner doesn't enjoy it to the same extent as I do.
by Omnomnomnomninja April 8, 2025
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