sneaky leaver

When someone leaves the room, trying to not be noticed to go and masturbate.

Hey, remember when i randomly ran off last night? Ha. Im a sneaky leaver.

by Icubertyyyyyy July 5, 2018

sneaky salesman

where you have intercourse with your partner doggy style then when shes cumming you slip a thumb in her back door

that sneaky salesman got in last night didn't he

by pj67 December 2, 2017

Sneaky Bisquit

After having sex with someone and you try to sneak out the next morning and get caught by him/her and they ask "where are you going/doing?" You say, "Going To Get US A Biscuit" and never come back!!!!

I has sex with Andrea last night and was caught pulling a "Sneaky Bisquit"!

by Shug203 June 10, 2017

Sneaky Edmond

The art of slipping your finger up your partners bum while they are walking up the stairs.

I was walking up the stairs last night and the missus gave me a sneaky edmond.

by CockDodger69 September 7, 2024

Sneaky Weasel

Eat nothing but coffee beans and nuts for a day with out chewing and take a shit on your partners chest. Gather the seeds and put on a pot.

Don’t forget to get some coffee creamer and sugar for the sneaky weasel tonight. Hope decaf is alright tonight. I can’t stay up late”

by Mr.Gofukurself January 25, 2019

Sneaky Coyote

When a female puts as many soft boiled eggs in her vagina then squats the "lay them". Then her partner sneaks in to steal and eat them coated in her juices.

My wife and I enjoy cosplay at a whole new level. She dresses like the road runner and I Wile-E-Coyote and we perform the sneaky Coyote on Saturdays.

by Gaping Butwhole December 10, 2020

sneaky boogy

The act of pashing on the dance floor infront of everyone then gapping the scene to take the girl home. Usually results in the sneak not being able to seal the deal.

"Did you see ben and harriet in the club the other night?"
"Yeah, i think he did a sneaky boogy"

by theboogymanhustler February 21, 2009