taint bruise

when riding ones bike and the seat hits ones taint, the area between the genitals and asshole, resulting in a bruise.

Rhonda was riding her bike today and had to go the doctor because she got a taint bruise.

by mustlovedogs1122 January 5, 2012

Taint Bubble

When you are sitting in class, and try to slowly let a fart out, but the fart concentrates into a bubble and slowly slides from your butthole across your taint and pops right before your balls.

I was taking a test in Mrs. Russels class, and i had to let one rip. I slowly let off a fart, but to my fears it became a massive taint bubble. luckily it popped without sound and the class was none the wiser.

by RyanMP August 26, 2013

taint scrape

The act of raking the teeth from the base of the nut sack and or vagina to the crack of the anus.

Sammy gives a mean taint scrape!

by Backdoorbandit September 15, 2013

taginistic

When you are great at tagging someone.

You were very taginistic at capture the flag yesterday.

by Multion November 15, 2017

tahrina

Tahrina She is very easy going by the way and have a very soothing voice. Tahrina is a warrior. She will fight for her rights. She makes not more than 4 to 5 good friends but every time one of them leaves the group, she will start talking shit about her friend Tahrina is a snake. She stabs you on the back.

A: she sings so well
B: dont get too close, she is Tahrina

by Ho0o0omanszzz October 22, 2019

puff taint

The inflammation of the area between the anus and genitals. Usually caused by sexually transmited infection (STI). Most common in females due to vaginal discharge during menstration.

Damn, I went in without a rubber and now I got puff taint.
Dude, I was about to go down on her, but she had that puff taint.

by Gtome222 May 27, 2016

Colfax Taint Mulch

This is a peat mixture of dingleberries, fumunda cheese, and mud butt located in the fatty bits located between the genital area and butthole.

My buddy T-Bone was doing a dip and sniff on this girl and sampled her Colfax Taint Mulch by mistake. He put it in a pan and now we have sourdough bread for a week!

by DirtyMouthMedic May 7, 2022