taking a mike johnson 

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.

"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."

taking a mike johnson by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013

taking revenge 

An American Christian Rock/ Christian Metal band Formed in Jackson Mississippi, with a unique style of music they love there fans the band is also formed by there guitarist Christian Rushing, there drummer is Troy Etheridge and there front man is Adam Kirkland they are making a fan page on Facebook and a official band website.

Websites Instagram,Twitter

Taking Revenge

taking revenge by Jake Passion December 14, 2013

Taking a Vick 

The Act of taking a shit, whilst face-timing your girlfriend, while at work

McDonalds employee "Yo, wheres the manager?"
Other employee "Oh, he's taking a Vick"
Assistant manager "that thing where he takes a shit and face-times with his girlfriend?"
Customer "Who could do such a thing?"
All employees "Vick can"

Taking a Vick by J-Blacky April 6, 2014

Tanning pic 

Many teenage girls nowadays take part in this type of picture by photographing their intensely tanned stomachs and posting them on twitter/Instagram/etc in order to receive numerous compliments that are usually fake. I really have no idea why they do this like what the actual fuck I don't wanna see your fucking infected belly ring

Yeah i wanna get a good tanning pic this summer bc I started doing the 30 day challenge and I think I can start to see my hip bones

Tanning pic by MercAntile July 8, 2014

taking sips up into my nose 

Code for snorting crystal meth

Pawned from the Third Eye Blind song

"The Sky it was gold. It was rose. I was taking sips up into my nose."
Stephan Jenkins wrote in Semi-Charmed Life that he took sips up into his nose. The whole damn song was about crystal meth!!

taking sips up into my nose by Lady Anne April 25, 2016

Talking Brick 

(Noun) Saying something dumb and meaningless.

Person 1: Yo Yo, what's good dawg?

Person 2: Yo what's poppin?

Person 1: Nun much yo, we about to pull up to the west side with all my crackas Yo!

Person 2: Tf did you just say?

Person 1: Lol nothing nvm

Person 2: My nigga shut the fuck up, all you do is just be "Talking Brick" like that shit is making no sense.

Talking Brick by blabkabla August 8, 2016

talking beans 

When someone is talking rubbish and is not telling the truth

"I swear I hit on her bro!"
"Nah bro, you're talking beans!"

talking beans by ch.hopp28 January 7, 2017