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one with the table

take a breath, observe your surroundings, and woosh move, it can be anywhere, half a centimeter backward or ten meters forwards, you are now a weeping angel so don't get caught moving
evie and grace were ONE WITH THE TABLE when the crt turned her back
by TAblesasone May 31, 2022
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Set the Table

During a 3+ way when a man cums on and around a women's vagina right before the other people involved. eats her out.

Mayour also be referred to as "Marinating the chicken" or "salting the meat"
Things got interesting last night. Emily was getting hungry so I set the table on Nicole like a gentleman should.
by mrdrurban May 23, 2015
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Tableing

The act of flipping a table to use it as cover in a gunfight.
When the cowboy started shooting, everyone started tableing as not to get shot
by thats_a_plant September 27, 2021
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Is God a table?

Heheheheh YES! It DOES make me happy, a little bit!
Hym "You know my response to 'Is God a table?' Is (necessarily) that there are people who believe God is a table, though, right?"

Iam "OH! What color are musical notes!? Do the frequencies of music note in some way coincide with the frequencies of light on a color spectrum!? Is the any crossover between though 2 things!? Ohoho! I bet they ARE colors! Oooo you have better hope they are not technically colors! Heheheheh."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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Hot table

Hot table is usally very loud, they are extremly funny and either gay or homophobic. They are all sexy and smelli. Hot table must be filled with 5 people. Eliie (smelly cutie) Reanna ( goofy sweeper) Harmony ( lil emo girl) Keira ( extremly gay) Peyton (whore)
Ew is that hot table they are so annoying but also so sexy
by hot table lover November 17, 2022
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White Table Cloth

High end steakhouse with private booth and white table cloth...
My old lady took me to this nice restaurant and gave me a hand job under the white table cloth....
by Cheese N Cecil February 25, 2025
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hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class behind the cute girls
by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019
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