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Mexican Table Cloth

The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket
Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.
by Yello Roc September 14, 2023
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Round Tabling

The act of 3 cool people talking together in a group on Facebook.
Sham: Sorry I missed poker last night guys, I was round tabling with some cool kids and lost track of time.
by The Sham Sham October 22, 2011
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Snack table

Having a girl get on her hands and knees in front of the television while you drink beer, eat snacks, and have vigorous sex with her from behind...all at the same time.
Man last night ole girl let me have a snack table, but i ran out of beer right in the middle of it, so next time ill have a 12 pack.
by justin russell February 25, 2009
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table 14

The craziest muther fuckers around - these kids are the shit. They always seem to be in trouble yet try hard not to be. Don't get on the wrong side of this pack But once your in then it's forever bruh except if you dicks before chicks - don't do that dude. The cool , so cool - if you not them you wanna be them - YOLO

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Me : I'm in table 14

Kid : nuff said
by Flies on fire March 17, 2016
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loosing table

loosing the point of conversation
i am not following you
- anyway, what I wanted say originally was the story about the empty barrel...

- sorry, I am loosing table
by Eyquem November 14, 2016
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Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.

Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table

Spaff lighting ;)
by Spaff lighting August 2, 2024
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Knights of the round table

An orgy with men and/or or women with strap ons, where everyone gathers around a round table, naked, with one person on the table. The people around the table take turns fucking the one in the middle
Hey Mary, are you sore from that session of Knights of the Round Table last night?
by Yerapous November 16, 2020
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