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The Table Flip

When you just finished hate fucking a girl, doggy style, and you flip her off of your cock, forcing her into a somersault.
Yo, I used The Table Flip on my X after giving her one last ride! She rolled off the bed!
by Sirup January 23, 2021
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Amusement Park Table

A table, usually at a coffee shop, with one leg shorter than the other three.

See Amusement Park Chair
What the fuck, I can't put my expensive laptop on this Amusement Park Table, it could fall off.

Another Amusement Park Table?! Let's find a table that doesn't remind me of Space Mountain.

The tables in Six Flags are more stable than Starbucks' Amusement Park Tables.
by SpenzFingoooooo April 22, 2010
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glass mud table

A glass mud table is a foreplay action upon which one person sits above a glass table, while the other lays underneath it watches the other defecate on the clear surface above them resulting in sexual arousal
Hey babe I've gota go, let's do the glass mud table
by supernut2000 June 22, 2016
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Lepur Table

a group of grotesque people sitting at a table.
omg look at the lepur table over there, they're such double e's
by Z-berg May 19, 2005
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glass table

verb:

1) one-upping someone by buying a glass table and interrupting them in the middle of a story to talk about how shiny it is

2) a complicated ritual for one-upping someone during a threesome.
1) Anne: Hey, I just got a sweet deal on a brand new car! It's a...
Lynn: (interrupting) I just bought a brand new glass dining room table.
LATER
Anne: to friends Oh my God, Lynn totally glass tabled me.

2) Anne: So Lynn and my husband were totally leaving me out in the middle of a threesome, so I glass tabled her.
Joseph: You WHAT?!
Anne: Y'know, she had her eyes closed, ignoring me, so I sat on her face.
by Doug E Fresh Barcelona February 8, 2010
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Periodic table

Bullshit we don’t need to know to succeed in life unless we’re scientists
I got a 50% on the periodic table of elements because I don’t have time to study.
by AllFactsFromMe March 8, 2019
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flip my table

Flipping a person over and fucking them to the ground
Flip my table: Table being flipped and sex.
by Bobby ticky February 22, 2018
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