toygasm

toygasm- The squealing and breathless excitement exhibited when a young person sees a toy that they absolutely have to have or see for the first time

The pitch of her squealing was so intense in the toy store that it must have been one heck of a toygasm

by celticmom January 9, 2008

Toyota

Blandness incarnate in vehicle form.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear? Jeff finally decided to spend some money and bought a new car. Guess which type?

Guy 2: If I had to wager a guess, I'd say he definitely bought a Toyota. He is about as white bread as they come.

by Kanye Weston August 4, 2012

toyfriend

The person (usually a good friend) who knows where you keep your sex toys and - if you are ever in an accident or worse - is charged with the duty of getting to your house before your family with the express purpose of packing up your toys and removing them from the premises.

Since you're my toyfriend, you should know that my collection of ball gags, dildos and shackles are all kept in the bottom drawer of the right nightstand.

by hockeygir62 March 11, 2015

Toyota

A new form of terrorism

My Toyota suddenly accelerated after I had the gas pedal replaced. I think the Japs are trying to kill Americans by radio-controlling their cars from Japan

by ImportsAreGay March 4, 2010

TOYOTA

Piece of shit car that should be illigal to own in America. They are going to put all of the American car companys out of business because they sell a very cheap, fuel efficient car that breaks down all of the time and is almost impossible to fix yourself and extremely impossible to find a certified mechanic to work on them.

This piece of shit TOYOTA was cheap and is fuel efficient but it always breaks down!!

by Chad Chad Chad March 2, 2007

Toyota Landcruiser

fucking best car out there only time ull see one is pulling that pice of shit nissan outta the tiny mud puddle

"did you see that fucking minty Toyota Landcruiser over there"

"fucken oath wonder how many patrols get pulled out per day by it"

by bb_92_1hdt November 19, 2019

Toyota

A vehicle that does not stop. Enough said.

Joey: Wow, that car isn't stopping, oh no, it's headed straight for that fast moving intersection. We're going to see people die in a few seconds!
Rachel: Well, it must be a Toyota.
Phoebe: Just be glad that it's not behind us.

by FriendsFan2008 March 4, 2010