Devon Thomas

A poor african american male with no money, no life and is typically a thief

devon thomas just robbed me, but that ok because i managed to put a bullet in that son of a bitch as he was running away.

by ACE OF JIZZ August 19, 2011

chocolate thomas

A Chocolate Thomas is when you insert your thumb in your anus, wiggle it around, pull it out, and then proceed to suck on said thumb.

I was so drunk last night, I was scratching my ass and ended up giving myself a Chocolate Thomas.

by Hatemyself October 18, 2014

The Thomas Edison

Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. It is recommended that you use a plastic wrap to encase the light bulb as under pressure the bulb could break. The loss of defecation would be tremendous.

Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "I did the Thomas Edison...you know that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"

by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ July 24, 2008

Toolbag Thomas

Someone who acts like a complete idiot all of the time and lacks common sense, and who has no regard for the feelings of others.

Misha was such a toolbag thomas when he bitched out Brian for his metrosexualness.

by Mike Ze January 6, 2009

Thomas Francis

One who is a intelligent yet is a closet goth.

That guy is a Tom Francis.

by Rob T September 15, 2003

thomas murray

Hes someone who is always there for you no matter what. He so kind and bubbly and cute and always knows what to say to make you smile. Your so lucky if you have him in your life.

thomas murray? oh yeah that guys a legend

by persowithlife February 12, 2018

Zack Thomas

An amazing guy with the most perfect smile. He makes you feel so alive and so loved, and will always make sure you are happy. He is soft and loving, kind and handsome, and the smartest person you'll ever meet. No one can come against him, and it is a privilege to know him. He brightens up your day and makes you feel so much better, and always knows how to help in tough situations. He is a wonderful musician and has the best taste in music. If you are close to him, never let him go.

Zack Thomas, the one I truly care for.

by Notafurry2.0 January 2, 2019