Thomas Slebew

Thomas Slebew is pun name for Thomas Shelby from Netflix show Peaky Blinders.

"Who is he?"

"The ultimate sigma male, Thomas Slebew"

by m.u.g.e.n May 22, 2022

Thomas Sanders

A precious cinnamon roll that we must protect at ALL costs. I don't care if you die, as long as my gay disney prince lives. Of course, he shares a lot of his fame with his... sides. We love them just as much. Say hi to Virgil, Patton, Logan, Roman, Janus, Remus, and of course, Remy. Remy is chaotic and we're here for it. GIVE US MORE OF HIM THOMAS.

The one and only Thomas Sanders: Ok guys! We're coming out with a new Sanders Sides video, anyone have ideas?
Virgil: make a list of all the ways to die
Roman: Okayy...
One: dazzled by my stunning beauty
Two: Fainted because I was just too perfect and hit your head on a table
Three: Got distracted checking me out and ran into a chainsaw
Patton: Whoa there kiddos! Let's not go running into any chainsaws, alright? Virgil, get back here. I mean it. No. NO. GET AWAY FROM THAT.
Logan: Well, logically, there shouldn't be any chainsaws in the general vicinity of Thomas's house, there's simply no reason for one to be- OH HOLY CROFTERS VIRGIL GET AWAY FROM THE CHAINSAW
Remus: *cackling, running around with a massive chainsaw* FUCK Y'ALLLLLLL
Deceit: Remus you absolute goddamn idiot, get back here and give me that
Remy: ...
gonna
go
grab
some
coffee
...
BE BACK NEVER!
Thomas: *whispers* what is happening???

by sparrow system May 23, 2020

Thomas Woodhall

A thomas woodhall means to be a failure to mates. Too Come clubbing and not dance. Too have a life with only one commitment...the wife

A thomas woodhall is choosing the girls over the boys

by Clarance pencil face September 30, 2008

Thomas Selby

he is the most caring sweent guy you will ever meet. he has a heart of gold but is a total bad ass. he has a loving girlfriend who would give him the world and he would do the same....so fucking hot!!!!

thomas selby is kelsey's man!

by [e-mail] October 15, 2009

Thomas the Tank engine

a talking train created by the Reverend W. Awdry, who lives on the island of sodor

i watched Thomas the tank engine!

by LVK December 5, 2007

Thomas Jefferson High School

A school where a graphing calculator, protractor, and astrolabe are required in every class.

Person A: “Hey, isn’t your boyfriend on the football team at Thomas Jefferson High School?”

Person B: “Not anymore, he broke his straightedge and fractured his compass during a scrimmage last weekend.”

by Maggie Walker Student October 31, 2017

Thomas Jenkins

A sassy bitch of a lad who is sexy, ratchet and doesn't give a shit about what people say about him. He has sexy hair, a six-pack (of beer) and a bladder infection. He's fit as, Welsh and in 9R1. Also known as Tom Jenkins and has a habit for accidentally showing up on posters outside English classrooms. Tom's got a strong Welsh accent and is proud of his heritage but supports England in rugby. He is secretly gay and is going out with Rhys Owen. His favourite food is paninis and plays Dylan-Level baseball. He has a habit of laughing uncontrollably in art and singing the John Cena theme song (dooo doo doo dooooo).

I can't believe he's cheating on Kaitlyn! He's such a Thomas Jenkins!

by jendigedig July 26, 2016