A man who performs toughness and dominance online while melting down over strangers’ opinions; all the posturing of an “alpha,” with none of the substance. Usually they adopt the language and attitude of hyper-masculinity without the confidence, competence, or self-control typically associated with it. Instead they opt for an approach which mistakes volume for authority, cruelty for wit, and outdated talking points for independent thought.
A common tell of a Diet Alpha is loud certainty and fragile ego, often compelled to insert itself into unrelated discussions and respond defensively to criticism it mistakenly interprets as personal.
Note: this is not to be confused with a true alpha, who rarely feels called out by, or compelled to comment on, matters not involving him.
A common tell of a Diet Alpha is loud certainty and fragile ego, often compelled to insert itself into unrelated discussions and respond defensively to criticism it mistakenly interprets as personal.
Note: this is not to be confused with a true alpha, who rarely feels called out by, or compelled to comment on, matters not involving him.
A true alpha would’ve scrolled past; Andrew, the Diet Alpha, took it personally and wrote a manifesto.
by Bull of Jax December 23, 2025
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Hear are some bear diet videos to watch before good Christians in America adopt a bear and save them from a life of crime on the streets.
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Planet of the bears a Russian family adopts bear into family. Bears need 30,000 or moe and day.
Hear are some bear diet videos to watch before good Christians in America adopt a bear and save them from a life of crime on the streets.
The strongest men in history 10,000 calorie diet. (History channel) youtube.com
Eating the 20,000 calorie octople bypass burger at the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas / Beardmeatfood. Youtube.com
by Modern Women December 31, 2025
Get the Bear Diet mug.The modern day pemmican is a little more protein, than it used to be and the ancient Picts ( according to roman military accounts) ate a fat and dried meat in a pouch, eat about 1 oz as a survival food, and they could track through the sub artic highlands of Scotland for weeks on lichen and this fat.
I wonder if my second favorite proffessional sports compition, strong man competition ever considered pemmican? Your basic nutrition but most of your calories are fat and it is a non stop Keto burn...The Picts held off the Romans for centuries on mostly Pemmican.
Pemmican is a calorie-rich, nutrient-dense survival food from North American Indigenous traditions, made from dried, pounded meat mixed with rendered fat (like suet) and sometimes dried berries (like saskatoon or cranberries) for flavor and nutrients. This high-protein mixture was crucial for voyageurs and explorers, offering long-lasting energy, and can be eaten raw or added to stews, with a shelf life of decades, essentially being the original power bar.
I wonder if my second favorite proffessional sports compition, strong man competition ever considered pemmican? Your basic nutrition but most of your calories are fat and it is a non stop Keto burn...The Picts held off the Romans for centuries on mostly Pemmican.
Pemmican is a calorie-rich, nutrient-dense survival food from North American Indigenous traditions, made from dried, pounded meat mixed with rendered fat (like suet) and sometimes dried berries (like saskatoon or cranberries) for flavor and nutrients. This high-protein mixture was crucial for voyageurs and explorers, offering long-lasting energy, and can be eaten raw or added to stews, with a shelf life of decades, essentially being the original power bar.
by Modern Women January 2, 2026
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In "Huckleberry Finn", da liquor-craving King employed a common twist on da classic "chow 'n' lie" diet during his "temperance revival" speeches, in dat while he was bombastically railing at da town's alcoholics to give up booze, he was "secretly sippin'" himself! :P
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Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
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Sheila began her veto-diet last week after realizing, she was eating to much carbohydrates on a plant-forward dietary journey and not getting the nutrients needed to lose weight.
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