clam surfing

The process of rubbing a semi erect penis across the opening of a moist vagine.

She wouldn't let me stick it in, I had to settle for some heavy clam surfing. White capped her belly.

by Mschmidthead June 5, 2017

clam shield

to interfere with a woman trying to pick up a guy.

When your girlfriend hands you a tampon in front of the guy you are hitting on you have been clam shielded.

by Gwatanova December 4, 2010

busted clam

A really miserable,grumpy,angry looking face

John..hey,look at that fit bird over there! George..are you messing?She's got a face like a busted clam!

by Game Old Bird November 22, 2017

clam piece

Another glorious term for a woman's hoohaa, more formally known as the vagina. Clam is used in relation to the ocean and it's fishy aroma.

Boy: "What is wrong?"
Girl: "There is sand in my clam piece and it's itchy!"

by SauceBossRoss May 29, 2014

Clam Chutney

Typically caused by ejaculating half of one's man chowder inside and spraying the rest all over the outer region of the vagina. The recipient must not bathe for three days to achieve optimal results.

I thought I'd give Jenni something special for Valentine's Day so I started to engage in cunnilingus. I took one look and said "Damn, girl. Where's the crackers? You got some Clam Chutney up in here! Go take a bath.

by Marquis70 March 27, 2011

clam jammy

When a guy gets stuck in a woman.

Agh! Dude, I'm stuck in this clam jammy!

by White Attache November 10, 2013

Foreskin Clams

A foreskin clam is the process of smegma in the foreskin becoming hardened over time, eventually resulting in a calculus bridge - like substance in the foreskin. When peeled back, the victim of the foreskin clam will pull the clam out to reveal a ring like buildup that is somewhat shaped like a clam

Foreskin clams are solid buildup is said to be more excruciating than a kidney stone

by Ultramann85 June 21, 2020