ramming the clam

A slang term used for female masturbation, esp. when using a sex toy such as a vibrator.

Dude, I accidentally walked in on my sister ramming the clam last night. I'm going to be having nightmares for months.

by aoedima June 10, 2012

Clam Chutney

Typically caused by ejaculating half of one's man chowder inside and spraying the rest all over the outer region of the vagina. The recipient must not bathe for three days to achieve optimal results.

I thought I'd give Jenni something special for Valentine's Day so I started to engage in cunnilingus. I took one look and said "Damn, girl. Where's the crackers? You got some Clam Chutney up in here! Go take a bath.

by Marquis70 March 27, 2011

clam puff

The small burst of air released from a vagina when the kegel muscles are flexed forcefully causing the meat curtains to flap. (aka. pussy fart)

She got so excited that she started clam puffing until I timmed her.

by Gagaster August 31, 2011

Clam lava

When you qweef and a little bit of last nights leftovers ooze out

If you're hungry you can blow some air up my pussy and i can hook you up with some clam lava

by frogqweef January 11, 2023

Foreskin Clams

A foreskin clam is the process of smegma in the foreskin becoming hardened over time, eventually resulting in a calculus bridge - like substance in the foreskin. When peeled back, the victim of the foreskin clam will pull the clam out to reveal a ring like buildup that is somewhat shaped like a clam

Foreskin clams are solid buildup is said to be more excruciating than a kidney stone

by Ultramann85 June 21, 2020

Clam Stamp

When a Woman presses her damp clam on your pants and lives a clam imprint (clam stamp)

"Dude that stripper left a clam stamp on your pants"

by sirstampsalot August 7, 2020

clams to gams

When two females ride on the same motorcycle together; see also: nuts to butts

I can’t be caught tearing up these streets riding clams to gams on my bike.

by LC90 August 30, 2020