Tailbonitis

Condition associated with long term exposure to commercial flying in coach class when your tail bone hurts like crazy after 2 hours in the seat.

Son in seat 150C:
Hey Dad, why is that guy in 148D sitting like he has crapped his pants?
Dad:
Don't worry Son, he looks like he travels a lot and has tailbonitis. He is just trying to take the weight off his ass bone, so should be safe to go near.
Why don't you be a sport and give him our pillows?

by coach class traveller March 18, 2017

Tailer

A Tailer is a person who's kind, caring, loving, funny and likes to party. She is very beautiful and out going. Most tailers are more into music activities or sports. But don't cross them cause there very clever and can get u back anytime but If u are friends with or a boyfriend to a tailer ur considered one of the luckiest people out there.

Guy1: I can't believe ur with a tailer ur so lucky

Guy2: ikr I'm never letting her go

by Hiphoplover468 April 20, 2017

Tail pipe trucker

The pussy you never had...

No wonder truck drivers are tired of all the adult stores along I-65. If in doubt always resort to your trusty tail pipe for a safe place to release your load of truck driver cum.

Tail pipe truckers are the best kind. THE ONLY reason tailpipes drip.

by Francekissing44 September 15, 2017

Tail Cheering

Tail Cheering is when someone doesn't know whether to boo or cheer for a team while watching sport with friends/family therefore follows what everyone else does. (despite having no idea what the hell is going on)

This is usually done when someone is desperate to fit in or wants to make a good impression in front of friends and family.

Guy: Woooo!

Friends: Why the hell are you cheering? We just lost!
Guy: Oh damn... uhhh.. yeah I know... I was being a good sport is all... hehe..
Friends: You were Tail Cheering this whole time weren't you?

by GraddadGiveMeAGumJob June 6, 2018

Tailoni

The most beautiful girl in the world.She is a Gemini so she gets hella crazy but she really does care about everyone even if it seems like she doesn’t give two s****.A tailoni will also steal yo mans no doubt about it

That girl is such a tailoni, she is beautiful and loving; but crazy as hell.

by Lewis and Clark Academy June 11, 2018

Tail Grabber

Means Homosexual ass lover

Hey that guy over there looks like a tail grabber

by quicyjones93 June 29, 2018

Tailgater

A person who follows behind his/ her spouse, boyfriend or girlfriend all the time.

Chell is such a tailgater. Jon can't go nowhere without her.

by Ivy H July 24, 2018