tater swift

Attempting to persuade a member of the same sex to have a sexual encounter with you.

I believe that gentleman in the sauna was trying to tater swift me.

by The Potts November 23, 2012

Taylor Swift

Great gowns, beautiful gowns.

When asked by an interviewer for her opinion of Taylor Swift, Aretha Franklin simply stated, "Great gowns, beautiful gowns."

by lawschoolsucks March 1, 2021

Taylor Swift

An American girl/lady who doesn't know how to sing and uses a lot of auto tune and she thinks she can sing, she mostly writes songs about her ex-boyfriends, and cry about it all day.

Dude, you see that whore? She's such a Taylor Swift!.
Eww, she's a Taylor Swift stay away from her.
Stay away you demonic Taylor, or else I'll perish you with holy water.

by Godofthanos January 9, 2022

Deaf Taylor Swift

The deaf girl from Scream Queens that loves Taylor Swift

Deaf Taylor Swift just got her head mowed off

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020

Smilf

Son and mom I'd like to fuck

When a hot young bat shit crazy girl becomes a lesbian lover with an older attractive female and then sleeps with her son and he knocks her up. This combination is known as smilf.

by Krista Gable July 19, 2010

Phil swift

A horrible dark being that should be brought down. The true face of darkness.
Inventor of flex tape, if he is not stopped then there will be nothing left.... or right

Person1: “I sure do like Phil swift”
Person2: “No don’t you remember, he’s bad”
Person1: “oh yeah! Screw that guy”

by TUCOPAP leader October 18, 2018

Swiff boat

1. What John Kerry fled from his fellow soldiers in.
2. What happens when you pull a John Kerry all over a girls face!

That bitch swallowed all of my Swiff boat.

by Big J September 5, 2004