Tonsil Stone Gun

When you cough up a tonsil stone with so much force and pressure it flings out your mouth.

I wanted to say something to my crush, but as soon as I said my first word it flung into HER throat. Damn Tonsil Stone Gun!

by ☆★Marigold★☆ May 17, 2022

kiss the Blarney Stone

To kiss the Blarney Stone is said to bring about a charm on the kisser, to bestow upon them a silver tongue with which they get the gift of the gab to spin flattery, tales, and songs to mesmerize others.

A man attempting to kiss the Blarney Stone falls to his death. Holmes' investigation reveals this as a murder

by The Slang Overwatcher October 25, 2017

Stoned

1. To be extreamly high(the fun kind)
2. To get thrown rocks at for a crime, not common anymore besides to assholes

1.Me:Yo man im soo stoned. Is that a unicorn or a dragon? *hug air*
Johnny: what the fuck are you doing?
Me: I dont know im stoned remember?!
Johnny:Hell yeah!

2. Priest fag guy: You will be punished for your wrong doings!!!
Me: No i dont wanna be stoned you asshole!!!

by Retartedman328 January 4, 2009

Stoned

Tthe staet of minnnnd awl dtns sca saeinfa e dope.
It'S knnid of a e ts ta dn t e h .
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A: Hey man, I'm too stoned. You roll the next blunt.
B: No way, man. I'm too stZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.........

by the dude with the blunt January 18, 2005

watton at stone

Chav/townie/old people central

Shi**Ty dump in Hertfordshire full of chav's and simon

by Sperm March 10, 2005

Stone bridge high school

THE MOST GAYEST SCHOOL OF ALL TIME!!!i cant stress this enough. The school has no care for anybody. forget about fund raising tell mom and dad to fork over a few hundred so the school can aford the crap they sell at launch. the school is full of wanna be rocks, small amounts of girls dress like sluts(but their not). Most of the guys try acting gangsta. but the school is at least 30 miles from any real city. the school is extreme brady bunch

prep: give me your money bitch

me: kiss my ass poser!

by Rob January 17, 2005

skynerd

skynerd could mean 2 things first it could be a hairy fat white guy from tucky whos g/f got a big nose and a man ass or definition 2 would be a shit that burns your ass and takes a couple mins to get out

exp 1..god dammit skynerd shave yourself u fuckin redneck
exp 2.. dam gore i just took a skynerd

by blushie September 4, 2006