by GDZ June 16, 2022
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1. Relating to an ass without a curve, bend, or strictly vertical/horizontal
2. Honest person who speaks direct about anal.
-noun
1. A person who is acting like a homosexual, but in fact is a heterosexual.
1. Relating to an ass without a curve, bend, or strictly vertical/horizontal
2. Honest person who speaks direct about anal.
-noun
1. A person who is acting like a homosexual, but in fact is a heterosexual.
-adjective
"Oh, there is my missing toothbrush"
"Yeah, pardon my straightass. I coincidently put it up my asshole"
-noun
1."Hi guys, guess what happen to me last night after yesterday?"
2."What...?"
1."Well, I was able to suck dicks until I farted in which made me spit cum on my new jacket"
2."Liar, liar pants on fire! Nigga you are a fucking straightass"
1. "I swear man. I put that on my grandma's little cousin's uncle's dogs master's nephew. I am not even lying. "
"Oh, there is my missing toothbrush"
"Yeah, pardon my straightass. I coincidently put it up my asshole"
-noun
1."Hi guys, guess what happen to me last night after yesterday?"
2."What...?"
1."Well, I was able to suck dicks until I farted in which made me spit cum on my new jacket"
2."Liar, liar pants on fire! Nigga you are a fucking straightass"
1. "I swear man. I put that on my grandma's little cousin's uncle's dogs master's nephew. I am not even lying. "
by Gay Boyz October 21, 2010
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An excruciating bowel movement. Feels like passing a cinder block out your ass. The straining and force required for eventual eradication is beyond compare.
No more cheese braaaaahhh. My guy pipes are blocked up. I'll be on the shitter for an hour with a strainer as it is. Last time I blew a hemorrhoid.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
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by Kate Koplik July 31, 2006
Get the Straight Mess mug.Similar to the vogue, in this version an obvious queen strikes poses that are meant to appear masculine.
by Corey Green May 20, 2008
Get the straight voguing mug.When someone does anything that is awesome or when something awesome happens that reminds you of watching Jason Bourne from the Bourne films and books.
Brian "Hey man i just beat this guy up with a dictionary"
Manny "Dude, that's some straight up Bourne shit"
Manny "Dude check me out"
Manny then proceeds to jump from a roof through a window on the adjacent building
Brian "That's some straight up Bourne shit"
Manny "Dude, that's some straight up Bourne shit"
Manny "Dude check me out"
Manny then proceeds to jump from a roof through a window on the adjacent building
Brian "That's some straight up Bourne shit"
by MannyET December 16, 2009
Get the Straight up Bourne shit mug.A name given to a boy with cum stains on his boxers getting thrown out of his girlfriends house and chase by there family members
Guy 1 : I saw you last night stainish
Guy 2 : what, you saw THAT ????
Girl 1 : Yeah he got a beating from my dad
All Males : wayyyyy Stainish!!!!!!
Guy 2 : what, you saw THAT ????
Girl 1 : Yeah he got a beating from my dad
All Males : wayyyyy Stainish!!!!!!
by Yerries January 16, 2010
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