sitting chair

something kayleigh kuebler won't sit in

i told kayleigh kuebler to sit down and she said that she broke ferry's sitting chair

by cam black April 19, 2018

shitting taco bell style

The act of farting while taking a shit that sounds like a running lawn mower

"Do you hear that in the bathroom over there? Someone is shitting Taco Bell style."

by Fucking moron October 17, 2017

shitting my whack

Crapping yourself, being really scared of something. The word 'my' would usually be pronounced 'me' when said by a Teessider. (North East England)

I watched a HORROR film the other night, was proper scary, i was shitting my whack

by CharlieC April 21, 2018

spitting monkey

When a girls vagina squirts.

Damn that girl had a smelly spitting monkey ,wish I never went down on her.

by Chronicdabber902 January 21, 2018

spitting hype

when someones rapping and they arent actually about what their rapping about

hgfdcvb:hey you know tyga he isnt from the hood hes from a good christian nieghborhood
kjhgfd: his songs are straight spitting hype thats why kylie left his ass

by i'M siPPiNg TeA iN Ur SUbuRBs March 14, 2018

Shittingles

The loss of blood to one's feet causing pins and needles from leaning on your own knees too long whilst pooping.

'dude, I just shit and scrolled Reddit so long I got Shittingles'

by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018

shitting bollocks

When someone is chatting so much shit and bollocks at the same time

He was so wrong and he knew it, shitting bollocks the whole time

by Carpetmuncher99 June 1, 2018