A euphemism for fuck me used to express frustration; not to be confused with the "SPANK ME HARD!" which expresses the literal desire to be spanked.
Friend: Dude, your parents just died in a fire that burned down your house.
You: Spank me hard! My xbox was in there.
You: Spank me hard! My xbox was in there.
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Windsurfing term
Verb: To be shoved with sudden great force into the water while on a planing reach. This action happens when the apparent or prevailing wind curves around the leeward side of the sail and inverts it to windward.
Verb: To be shoved with sudden great force into the water while on a planing reach. This action happens when the apparent or prevailing wind curves around the leeward side of the sail and inverts it to windward.
by w5 February 23, 2005
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Wow! That concert really spanked my bacon!
Hey baby! Want me to spank your bacon? Here, hold my beer while I download.
A man in uniform really spanks my bacon!
Hey baby! Want me to spank your bacon? Here, hold my beer while I download.
A man in uniform really spanks my bacon!
by Madeline Laughs July 9, 2011
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Everyone’s attention went towards a twelve year old girl and her dad. Some people had recognized the girl by passing her down the isles. She had gained there attention while throwing a temper tantrum earlier. “You are going to bend over my lap! A spanking is just what you need.” This surprised most people given she was twelve, but no one could argue that she didn’t deserve some form of punishment along with humiliation. The young girl protest, only to be forced over her father’s knee. He pulled her pants and undies down, only to immediately smack down on her ass, ignoring the looks he was getting. When he had pulled her pants and undies down, her butt was already red. She must be use to this punishment.
Everyone’s attention went towards a twelve year old girl and her dad. Some people had recognized the girl by passing her down the isles. She had gained there attention while throwing a temper tantrum earlier. “You are going to bend over my lap! A spanking is just what you need.” This surprised most people given she was twelve, but no one could argue that she didn’t deserve some form of punishment along with humiliation. The young girl protest, only to be forced over her father’s knee. He pulled her pants and undies down, only to immediately smack down on her ass, ignoring the looks he was getting. When he had pulled her pants and undies down, her butt was already red. She must be use to this punishment.
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by Chris Norton January 29, 2009
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