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Spaghetti

When a hot blonde guy is wearing a red shirt
“Omg Dennis is SUCH a spaghetti tonight
I know but like .... he’s so sexy
by DennisP99 January 27, 2019
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Spaghetti

Pronunciation:
spaghetti/spəˈɡɛti/

The feed of the Gods.

Since acient times Spaghetti has been consumed by the common people as a way to get closer to our deities .
The usage of Spaghetti has however been lost, so has the knowledge of the Gods.
Nowadays we only feed on Spaghetti to get nutriens. This is sin and you will go to hell after you die.

The italians say they invented Spaghetti, this is true. They created it for the Gods 6000 b.c.
Person 1: Oh, you are eating some Spaghetti?
Person 2: Yeah, would you care for some?
Person 1: Cursed be thyne family for thou hast sinned.
Person 2: What the fuck?
by Harikjay February 5, 2019
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Spaghetti and Meatballs

When you rub your limp dick on her clit and then slap her in the face with your balls
Her: Daddy, I want a serving of spaghetti and meatballs

Him: ok, let me prepare this exquisite dish momma. *starts to perform the move*
by Reload February 11, 2019
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Spaghettiana

Celebrating & Collecting(Picking) anything & everything associated with Spaghetti.

Items include bowls, recipes, containers, jars, movie references, etc, etc, etc.

The term was first coined on the 11th of March 2019 at Morisset, NSW, Australia Swap Meet - immortalised on The Spaghet Gazette facebook group.
John's Spaghettiana collection includes several vintage Spaghetti tins.
by sewerat March 15, 2019
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Spaghetti Fanny Pack

The fanny pack in which you may store your beans or spaghetti.
Mark: "Why are you so mad today??"
Thomas:"My beans fell out of my spaghetti fanny pack in front of the principal and he laughed at me!"
Mark: "Oh man"
by Beaneater69_Tbahm April 10, 2019
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Spaghetti High

When you are high off spaghetti, 7-10 plates
Person 1:"I haven't had any drugs, but I am high."
Person 2:"You are spaghetti high, you had 7 damn plates, man."
by XxDarkmoonBlazexX April 24, 2019
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spaghetti smooch

Another name for an Italian Kiss, fingering a woman while French kissing.
In a heterosexual relationship, a woman likes to have a spaghetti smooch along with her man's meatballs.
by GLT75 May 31, 2019
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