spankadellic

Awesome. Fancy.

That is one spankadellic ride.
(Nice car).

by Scot Waring September 3, 2002

spankboy

a young man who can't get pussy so he's stuck wacking off all the time.

That dude is such a spankboy.

by quizzical8141 December 31, 2009

spanish caravan

A 'Daisy chain' of 10 or more hot hairy and rather sweaty spanish/italian or greek CNS's (confirmed non shaver's), up to the hips (if you know what i mean) and doing a rather lewd conga.

Sometimes performed in a circle (so those at each end dont miss out on all the fun).

Also Irish or Celtic Caravan, being of the Ginga variety, a spectacle so vile and horrific, it has been known to turn any unfortunate man who may stumble on such an act,, to stone.

'Spanish Caravan' Example deleted as being pointless,, as the image, if conjured is deleted by the mind immediately, to prevent permanent mental scaring.

by J.Horatio.Dalglish June 25, 2010

Monkey-spank

A punishment administered to boys in British Secondary schools (now uncommon since corporal punishment outlawed in 1988) whereby the miscreant is called to the front of the class. There he is placed supine across the teachers knee, his trousers and knickers are pulled down below the calves and his buttocks are slapped as hard as possible with the open hand between 6-8 times. The recipient is then rolled over and receives a violent punch to the bell-end or scrotum with the clenched fist.
Usually carried out to re-inforce principles/basics when teaching quadratic algerbra.

Word, blud - you check Snoopi put glass n sheeat in Mr Campbell's tea?
Yea, dog! An got his batty messup widda Monkey-Spank! (said by a white kid)

by Reverend Tremendous Embakwame August 6, 2007

boony spanker

a brown person, who smells of dirty fishy vagina, who is usually seen covered in dirt and is always followed by a wreaking stench, that 97% of the time induces vomiting. This person usually has few or no teeth at all, scrag pieces of hair every where on their body but never too much in one place, they have webbed feet and hands because of their genetic brown mutations, also they seem to be able to reproduce asexualy because they have both a dick and a vage.

man you look and smell like such a boony spanker.

by buthole hater January 12, 2009

Spanish Pie

The act of ejaculating onto a sleeping females hand, then tickling her face so that she cum slaps herself.

Jason: "how did your hot date go the other night"

Mitchell: "Man that slut passed out on me so I gave her the old spanish pie"

by roflwagoneer February 13, 2009

spanish forklift

when a man puts his penis into a womans vagina and carries her around eventually resulting in the woman beinf thrown out the window from the mans penis.

guy1:did u hear ted threw wendy out his window via a spanish forklift?

guy2:lol, what a funny couple!!!

by coolmam374828288238 November 5, 2009