action sock

A military garment used for extended periods on operations to catch male nocturnal emissions, thus preserving the cleanliness of ones sleeping bag

I was thinking of the missus last night and had to use the action sock

by Action Sock February 20, 2015

sock monkeyed

A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.

Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.

by Goat R. May 12, 2008

ceramic sock

Usually a tube sock that has been ejaculated into. The man juice hardens over time

Siddesh just sits in his room making ceramic socks all day

by FigBat Diggernick June 20, 2016

Sock Jack

When a lonely man masturbates ( to the point of orgasm ) into a sock

Dude , I've gone through 4 pairs of socks , just by sock jacking

by MeowChammerpants October 26, 2013

sock crumbs

the stuff that stays on your feet after pulling off a sock

Joe looked at his feet and noticed that he had sock crumbs on his feet

by Mister_E March 13, 2010

Sociopathic sock

Someone who is good at making shitpost and also is a god gamer.

Sociopathic sock is very good at Dead Cells

by Microwaveman69 March 22, 2021

Cummy Socks

Cummy Socks are the socks a man has ejaculated in during masturbation.

On his way to work, the crusty sensation on Joey's foot made him realize he accidentally put on his Cummy Socks.

by Joey Cleansocks December 1, 2011