Skert into the bowling ball 

When a fat kid walks onto the road unaware of you the driver and due to the body mass of the individual creates the car to flip as many times as James Bond in Casino Royal

individual 1: "Skert into the bowling ball lol."
individual 2: "Ahahahaha, I hope the car is alright lol."

Skert into the bowling ball by EnDo_Cheezuz May 15, 2017

smart city 

A Smart City is a developed urban area that creates sustainable economic development and high quality of life by excelling in multiple key areas; economy, mobility, environment, people, living, and government. Excelling in these key areas can be done so through strong human capital, social capital, and/or ICT infrastructure.

A smart city enhaces the quality of citizens lives.

smart city by Atomsk266 May 27, 2017

Smartassedness 

The highest level of smartass you can be

She has had all my smartassedness

Smartassedness by Osfan14 July 29, 2017

smart delay start 

A start that is delayed from its normal time because of a smartphone use.

e.g. (at a petrol servo, while waiting in line)
- "Why isn't this car moving out, they've been finished for 5' now!"
- "They probably do a smart delay start! Honk at them! Or wait until they've finished texting."

smart delay start by tropicalm October 17, 2017

smart-assed 

Adjective, an antonym (opposite) to the smartest, describing a person who always tries to outsmart everybody they come across, considering everybody stupid and thinking no one notices that their behaviour is outrageous, while everybody keeps silence out of politeness. A synonym to a dickhead, prick, bastard etc.

Keep away from Donald. He is so smart-assed. Thinks himself the smartest and consider everybody yahoos. He will buy you a cup of "covfefe" today , but tomorrow he will make you pay for a dozen of "covfefes".

smart-assed by Murdoc Kylburne January 16, 2018

Smart

Me

Me are Smhart smart i am

Smart by HelloPeoplr25839 January 16, 2018

smart table 

Smart table isn't something you can be on or sit on or work on.It is a non-physical concept older than space and time itself; it is something you know you are a part of once you have achieved greatness. Simply a gift from God.

life gave me lemons, but I sold them, invested in bitcoin and am now a part of the smart table

smart table by Daddylonglegs17 January 23, 2018