shart

gas followed by mass.

that's the third time i've sharted this week - perhaps i should look into disposable boxers.

by fycfan#1 April 20, 2005

shart

both a Shit and a fart

Oh no thats a shart

by Stan the man 31 January 26, 2009

shart fart

The noise made right before someone sharts themselves, typically followed by an awkward grimace and a "whoops!"

Did you see Timmy playing soccer today? The coach called him out after he started walking like a penguin? The referee was startled by the shart fart Timmy released at the goal crease.

by the comand'r October 10, 2016

shart

when someone farts and a little bit of shit comes out

dude i need to go and changed my boxers because i just sharted.

by arlie September 5, 2004

the smarts

you have the necessary level of intelligence to complete a given task

"I don't feel good about the test."
"Relax already, you'll be fine. You've got the smarts."

by kevin'o' May 4, 2014

Shart Tampon

A wad of toilet paper or an an old sock stuffed into the back of one's underwear to curb the effects of chronic sharting.

I farted hot liquid into my underwear. What i need to do now that i'm cleaned up is use a Shart Tampon.

by Herman P. Willis November 5, 2008

Shart

The word is a combination of "shit" and "fart"---you get the idea. It's when you let out a massive fart and end up with some hershey stains on your drawers/panties.

Hey, where is that smell coming from? Ewww, I think he just sharted!

by funniegurl June 18, 2006