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skateboarder

A person whos clothes are too tight.
by pseudonym January 2, 2005
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slater

To inconvenience someone (can be either used as a noun or a verb)
v. - Aww, man. How are you gonna slater me like that? I front $500 for courtside seats and you tell me last minute you have a date??

n. - By standing me up, that was a real slater.

(I think Mario Lopez's character, 'JC Slater', from "Saved By the Bell" has something to do with this definition. I didn't make it up, my friends from the east coast used it)
by Slam Hound May 2, 2006
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skate rape

The act of beating the shit out of someone witb a skateboard or skateboard parts.
Dude I totally just busted Anthony in the face with my board and made him kiss my wheels

Yeah he was totally skate raped.
by 2bffs February 2, 2009
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skateboarding

The act of performing various stunts on a rectangular piece of wood with wheels. Skateboards are small and portable, but suck as transportation, as opposed to bikes.
by AmberAlmighty January 27, 2005
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skateboarder

A complete loser who go around crying like a little bitch and saying "skating isnt a crime!" Your right, its not a crime but your destruction of public property is a crime. The "grinding" on park benches ruins them and you can always expect plenty of trash on the ground where these "punks" have been. They have long greasy straggly hair and are normaly against athourity just to be rebelious. Most that i have met are stupid faggots and think they are smarter than everyone else, because skate boarding is clearly for intellectuals.
lets go find some skater fags and kick the shit out of them tonight.
by yankee August 14, 2005
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skate oklahoma

thats whatsup. dopest site on tha block.
www.skateoklahoma.tk
by moneycashoes November 2, 2004
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Skateboarding is not a crime

Our excuse for fucking up peoples property. Our immediate response when a grumpy old guy tells us to beat it.
"Get off my lawn you little punks!"
"Hey, man! Fuck off! Skateboarding is not a crime, dude. You can't do crap."
by xDark_Alleyx01 August 22, 2016
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