sloppy margaret

A sloppy margaret is when, after sex, two people give each other a hi-five and one or both of them get splattered by bodily fluids that were on their hands.

This girl gave me a handjob last night, but then we did a sloppy margaret, and it was nasty.

by Cruisin' for a Bruisin' August 31, 2004

Sloppy Monkey

Tag team 2 girls with the same condom

Johnny sloppy monkeyed Joan later after Gina

by Jamar February 13, 2004

sloppy schmoopie

a sexual accident where the mans penis slips out in mid orgasm and shoots at the wrong target, mainly the bed, anus, or any surface underneath.

also see: Djchristiesnickerdoodle

i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.

by peebody March 17, 2008

Fist slapping the eagle

This happens when a man whips out his cock and slaps another person in the face with it while jumping through the air.

Jacob wnet out and started fist slapping the eagle because he knew a few people who had angered him that day.

by Editor man March 4, 2008

Salmon Slapping

When you slap a salmon on your penis until you cum then proceed to wipe up said cum with the tail and smear it onto your anus.

I watched a guy salmon slapping in the parking lot...

by Salmon_Slapper May 23, 2017

Sloppy Penguin

the act of ejaculating on a person's inner thighs; which then results in the legs sticking together; this causes the ejaculatee to waddle like a penguin

"After John sloppy penguined Glenn's sister Dubbs, she waddled her way to the bathroom to clean up."

by J-Brizzle January 12, 2006

sloppy cronkite

When two people are getting each other off: the first one to reach orgasm says to the other, "and that's the way it was," in Walter Cronkite's voice.

giving a sloppy cronkite: "Ohhhhhhhh ooohohho oh oh go-OHhOHHHH I'M COMING! Ohh, oh--and that's the way it was."

by tuanomsoc February 1, 2007