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five knuckle shuffle

The act of moving all five fingers on a single hand across another person's forearm, one at a time.
The gentleman greeted his friend home from vacation, with a lovely five knuckle shuffle.
by Bob Memphis December 20, 2009
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Truffle Shuffle

When you have to take a dump but are too preoccupied with what you're doing to take a break until the resulting abdominal pain is too great to ignore. The result is this embarrassing slow, hunched-over shuffle to the bathroom. Commonly performed by friends when playing MMOs in large gaming gatherings or other similar situations.
1: "Dude, can you believe Mike's wicked winning streak in the Rumble Pit? It was 3 hours of brutality! Total God mode action."
2: "Yeah, he was glued to that screen and talkin smack, but he's paying for it now. You see him doin the truffle shuffle down the hall?"
1: "Ha ha. Powned by Mother Nature!"
by Cyrano Cytoplasm October 12, 2007
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Scruffle

To take a comb and brush someones hair and look at the scalp for dandruff
"Hey, i have alot of dandruff, so i brought u a comb so you can scruffle and loosen it up before i take a shower."
by mynameisshepimpsavage August 3, 2009
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Newtown Shuffle

A campish walk, not necessarily gay.
"When he walks, he walks the newtown shuffle..."
by You sold out for free? September 7, 2005
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bieber shuffle

A sexy dance that is done by Justin Bieber.
by swagswagwag November 12, 2011
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shuffle

means sex plainly and simply reffering to the art of taking each others clothes off and penetrating it might not sound the best word but you most often find your big strong grimey men asking you for shuffle and in my eyes call it what you want as long as i get it
katie- how long have you been home
andrew- about an hour you look gorgeous
katie- do i seriously
andrew- get that tight little wet cunt over here and gime some shuffle
by rowanda February 9, 2008
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Melbourne Shuffle

An epileptic spasm in slippery shoes, usually orchestrated by low brow knuckle draggers who look like David Bowie on a bad hair day, clad in equally as ugly white jeans and oversized, outdated sweatshop shoes.

These "dances" are usually carried out upon the floors of Melbourne idiot gatherings known as "clubs" by ecstasy-tripping transvestites in order to attract the attention of the opposite sex, who, ironically, usually bears more body hair than the "dancer".
Two Hektik Kents on a dancefloor discussing the quality of a Melbourne Shuffle

Hektik Kent #1: "Did you see Dimma's mint shuffle, brah?"

Hektik Kent #2: "Yeah, bro's a sick kent, re!"
by AdoptingARealName October 13, 2008
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