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Wake and Shake

Derived from wake and bake

An act of masturbating soon after waking up.
Dude I get mega morning glory, it's hell.
Aha so do I but i get rid of it with a good old wake and shake.

What did you get up to last night?
Slept round some girls, what a night...
Aha what happened the next morning though?
She gave me a wake and shake!
by Sammiisprkl May 3, 2010
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shakespeare

To "shake one's spear".
It is against catholic church rules to do a shakespeare.
by Brian Paul Kim May 18, 2008
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shake it

this nigga out here talking mad shit I asked him if he wanted to shake it he said no like wtf
by Iknoshit123 June 24, 2012
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rusty protein shake

When performing anal sex. the woman starts to turtle head as the man busts a load simultaniously. while this is happening the man grasps the womans hips and shakes her vigerously. thus a rusty protein shake.
I have to wash my bad sheets. my girl spilled my rusty protein shake all over it.
by true imagination June 5, 2009
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Strawberry Milk shake

When a man ejaculates in a women's vagina when she is on his menstrual period. On occasion oozes out which has a pink color from the sperm mixing with the blood.
Let me nut in ya pussy on your period and make strawberry milk shake ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
by Bignewb November 9, 2018
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shake that bear

Quite possibly the most shameless and disgusting video involving sexual intercourse and a dead bear out there right now.
The act of multiple(2) partners(male/female) shooting a bear(1) and then performing sexual acts whilst on top of the bear. shake that bear
by rogen January 9, 2008
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